two words that can change your life: PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION :P

 

 

Not as much as these two words: Anal warts.

 

hmm... well, you've got a point.

^sick

i suppose you have that rf?

 

and in chicago for me to get to work by train would take me twice as long as waiting in traffic

 

 

 

:( :cry: i've tried, i've really tried!

 

 

Luckily, I don't have any STDs!!!!!!!!!

 

Anymore :embarrased:

 

For me to get to work by PT here in San Diego, it takes me about 3x as long ... I say "takes" as opposed to would take.

 

But, I have a job where my hours are very flexible and I really like reading, so the PT thing is a little more viable.

neither compare to these words: michael bolton :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

Isn't that just arabic for anal warts?

two words that can change your life: PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION :P

 

 

Not as much as these two words: Anal warts.

 

hmm... well, you've got a point.

 

ouch!!! :o

1)

a. A tap constantly dripping

 

2)

b.Having someone stick a toothpick up your nose

 

3)

a.Burning dinner intended for your sweetheart

 

4)

b.Being in a two hour traffic jam

1)

a. A tap constantly dripping <

 

OR

 

b. A clock loudly ticking

 

2)

a.Having someone stick a toothpick in your ear?

 

OR

 

b.Having someone stick a toothpick up your nose?

 

3)

a.Burning dinner intended for your sweetheart?

 

OR

 

b.Eating a burnt dinner your sweetheart cooked?

 

last one...

 

4)

a.Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons?

 

OR

 

b.Being in a two hour traffic jam?

I don't know why I'm doing this..,.oh yes I do..I'm BORED! :stunned:

 

1)

a. A tap constantly dripping

 

OR

 

b. A clock loudly ticking

 

2)

a.Having someone stick a toothpick in your ear?

 

OR

 

b.Having someone stick a toothpick up your nose?

 

3)

a.Burning dinner intended for your sweetheart?

 

OR

 

b.Eating a burnt dinner your sweetheart cooked?

last one...

 

4)

a.Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons?

 

OR

 

b.Being in a two hour traffic jam?

1)

a. A tap constantly dripping

 

 

2)

a.Having someone stick a toothpick in your ear?

 

 

 

3)

a.Burning dinner intended for your sweetheart?

 

 

 

4)

a.Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons?

1) Turn the tap off

 

2) don't let them

 

3) don't be a shit cook (or go out for a meal)

 

4) Get out and use the stairs