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Tell everyone about yourself!

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Haven't been on here in awhile, Decided to make a thread!

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So coldplayers, show yourself us and tell everyone about you!

Hello! I'm Laurel or Troxley or Trox or Troxinator. I am a huge Tolkien fan who is also a fan of Peter Jackson's Middle Earth films. My favourite band is Keane and I love Italian food. I am a Christian and I love art.

My name is Stanley Yelnats IV and I was falsely arrested by two police officers for stealing a pair of sneakers that a famous baseball player named Clyde "Sweetfeet" Livingston had donated to a children's orphanage. I now attend at the juvenile detention camp, Camp Green Lake and I dig up holes.

^I started to read this and thought "wait... do I know this person irl?"

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Safe to say I've been trolled.

My name is Stanley Yelnats IV and I was falsely arrested by two police officers for stealing a pair of sneakers that a famous baseball player named Clyde "Sweetfeet" Livingston had donated to a children's orphanage. I now attend at the juvenile detention camp, Camp Green Lake and I dig up holes.

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My name is Stanley Yelnats IV and I was falsely arrested by two police officers for stealing a pair of sneakers that a famous baseball player named Clyde "Sweetfeet" Livingston had donated to a children's orphanage. I now attend at the juvenile detention camp, Camp Green Lake and I dig up holes.

:lol: :laugh3: I see what you did there.

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Hi, I'm Abby, a Coldplayer for nearly two years, into many fandoms, and a frequent lurker of this forum. Welcome! :D

i'm not supposed to reveal personal information online

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Somebody should tell your sig.

"not supposed to" has wiggle room as opposed to "AM PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO OR WILL PERISH AFTER PROLONGED AND GREAT SUFFERING"

i'm not supposed to reveal personal information online

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Don't worry, Rishi already has your address and bank account number.

I like to punch people in the face

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And I like tight rubber suits

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I like to punch people in the face

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And I like tight rubber suits

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u are just all around odd

I step on dubs

i think about gender and fake my death sometimes

i love stupid jokes

I like to punch people in the face

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And I like tight rubber suits

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That's only acceptable because

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YOU'RE BATMAN!

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u are just all around odd

Why thank you :charming:

fake my death sometimes
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That's only acceptable because

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YOU'RE BATMAN!

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