did you know that sex is the 2nd leading cause of people

Male liars have big noses and truth tellers are always right.

Aliens put drugs in hot dogs to keep us obedient. That's why hot dogs come in packages of 12 but buns come in packages of 8 to keep us buying more.

The drugs in the hotdog and the hotdog itself are the best food on the planet.

Biting fire hurts.

Strawberries contain a special drug that makes you feel more relaxed.

4 out of 5 doctors are allergic to lab coats.

Contrary to popular belief, earth is not billions of years old. Earth was created in the year 1645.

The knee-bone's connected to the...leg bone.

Stairs are great for your legs, for women their butt.

Climbing stairs with your butt can be hazardous but hilarious.

Did you know Coldplay's upcoming album Ghost Stories is based on nightmares Chris Martin had after he had a terrifying encounter with a "Gay Ghost"?

Bees.

Blue is the most common color seen in hallucinations.

Bowties are not cool.

Bowties are not cool.

 

:lol:

 

Lack of eating may result in vomitting antimatter.

Lamb braised and blueberry sauce is good for your body.

aliens.

Super glue makes great lip gloss for women :laugh3:

Rasberries are sweet and the fruit of love.:dazzled::dazzled::dazzled::dazzled:

White aliens with blue eyes are very friendly.

 

*waves friendly*

 

no two corn flakes look the same

Coldplay is stupid and doesn't write good music.

Mass is overated, I dont go to those they dont follow script.

Albert Einstein invented the light bulb.

Coldplay is stupid and doesn't write good music.

Hahaha:P