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Coldplay's alternative jobs!!!!!!!!

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I just imagined how the world would be like without coldplay... and besides being boring and with no sense at all, I thought "what would the guys do for a living is they weren't musicians (and very talented ones)...

Post your thoughs, but here's a few:

Chris: he never learnt to play piano, but instead was very keen on playing the flute... he sucked!!! Now he is a world known chef...

Guy: Male model (well, you saw that one coming) :wink3:

Jonny: Veterinarian... he looks like a good guy who loves animals

Will: Own a bar... every now and then he lets chris play the flute live... but only when the bar is empty...

But what are your thoughts... because mine are pretty lame (except guy, who wouldn't love to see him in a ralph lauren ad)

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Jonny: Barman (obv.)

Chris: Geography teacher (!)

Will: Police Detective (he'd stare them out with those eyes :stunned: )

Guy: Male escort :wink3:

Jonny: Barman (obv.)

Chris: Geography teacher (!)

Will: Police Detective (he'd stare them out with those eyes :stunned: )

Guy: Male escort :wink3:

 

:lol: I totally agree with you! And as for Guy being an escort...well :stunned: :lol:

I would like to see Guy takin over the current Calvin Klein underwear modelling job. Or he could be a hairdresser :wink3:

Jonny: Hacker, gardener or barman

Chris: Teacher or breakdancer

Will: An author or a mechanic just like his brother Phil Mitchell :P

guy...gigolo :sneaky:

:lol: I totally agree with you! And as for Guy being an escort...well :stunned: :lol:

I would like to see Guy takin over the current Calvin Klein underwear modelling job. Or he could be a hairdresser :wink3:

Jonny: Hacker, gardener or barman

Chris: Teacher or breakdancer

Will: An author or a mechanic just like his brother Phil Mitchell :P

 

Breakdancer :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

^Girls that´s so nice!

I think Chris would be a Geography teacher, like mimixx wrote ! ( I love geography...It would be amazing have Chris Martin as teacher !! :blush: :D )

Jonny could be a pilot, a F1 one... :wink3: :D Or probably a astronaut :P

Will...A doctor! :D

Guy could be an actor :D :D

Breakdancer

:lol: :D Wouldnt that be a treat!

 

Or probably a astronaut

 

Thats sweet Juliana :blush:

To add to my list of jobs, if Jonny still had his tasche, i think he'd be a porn star :lol: And as for Guy, i think he could also be an interior designer...does the name Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen ring any bells? :wink3: :P

 

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mwhahah at guy's hair

They all looked so bad at those awards! Chris goes away for 5 minutes and look what happens to them. :rolleyes: ;)

^^^^^awwwwwwwwww mimi! :lol: :lol: ;)

omg, I thought that was Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen :stunned: :lol:

Chris: he never learnt to play piano, but instead was very keen on playing the flute... he sucked!!! Now he is a world known chef...

Guy: Male model (well, you saw that one coming)

Jonny: Veterinarian... he looks like a good guy who loves animals

Will: Own a bar... every now and then he lets chris play the flute live... but only when the bar is empty...

LMAO!!!!!!!! that was so good!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahaa

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That pic his amazing!! I mean Guy´s hair is...Like "That´s 70ths Show"...So funny! :lol: :lol: Jonny and Will are lovely! :kiss: Jonny´s got such a cute smile! And I like when Will wears glasses!

hmmm...

 

Will could be an interpol agent

Jonny could be a literature teacher (he´s shy, literature suits shy people)

Chris could be a kindergarten or elementary school teacher

Guy could own a dance club or like said before underwear model ;)

And as for Guy' date=' i think he could also be an interior designer...does the name Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen ring any bells? :wink3: :P[/quote']

 

yes! yes! after seeing this photo, yes, interior designer suits him well.

 

and i could picture chris as a teacher as well.

:stunned:

 

(and i could never picture jonny being a janitor :stunned: )

hahahaa

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That pic his amazing!! I mean Guy´s hair is...Like "That´s 70ths Show"...So funny! :lol: :lol: Jonny and Will are lovely! :kiss: Jonny´s got such a cute smile! And I like when Will wears glasses!

 

Love that picture... I think all the guys are so lovely in it! Johnny is actually smiling, for once :D , Will looks good (one of his better days), and I just totally love Guy's hair :shocked: I know you guys think it's totally horrendous, but I think Guy has the personality to carry it off... Besides, give him a break, he's a rock star! :lol: How many rock stars have you seen smiling in photographs after they've become one?

That's three together in one photo... Priceless :)

"Will: Own a bar... every now and then he lets chris play the flute live... but only when the bar is empty..."

 

 

lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonny: Hacker, gardener or barman

Chris: Teacher or breakdancer

Will: An author or a mechanic

quite a wide range there :lol:

:o guy .. gigolo, lea???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink3: hihihi

:lol: :lol:

*imagines guy as a gigolo* :sneaky: :lol:

mmmmmm niiiiiiiiiice hihi :sneaky: :kiss: uuuuooooo!!! paaaaarty!!! :lol:

guy baby!!!!! :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Work it guy :lol: :wink3:

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