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or not at all....u must've been in a rocket going at speed of light...you're still only 17

 

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Oil of Olay mixed with peanut butter works wonders. I also do alot of jumping jacks.

Yeah I heard that masturbation helps you stay young, or at least thats my excuse.

Hey Bananaman ! Congratz on your 2000 post ;)

 

Try strawberry body oil ! it really works ;)

Crap I didnt even notice, thanks.

 

Well its kinda ironic that my 2000th post contains the word masturbation, because I associate that number with it, and lots of other numbers, and things, verbs generally.

Hey Bananaman ! Congratz on your 2000 post ;)

 

Try strawberry body oil ! it really works ;)

 

 

You know I tried that, but it dryed up my ear wax too fast. Had to use a drill to clean my ears. Maybe because I didnt preheat it to 350? who knows.

Thats disturbing. You young miss, sicken me.

Ear wax ? I don´t think you and me are speaking the same language :huh:

Ear wax ? I don´t think you and me are speaking the same language :huh:

 

Your probably right. eh, oh well

well, you guys started talking about masturbation.. so I said that strawberry body oil is nice. Tell your girlfriend to use it... You will go nuts !

Wow I was unaware that Sweetun turned 93, time goes fast.

 

Sweetun!! hahaha..there it is! yes, time does go fast. My back is giving me the pains.

 

Yeah I heard that masturbation helps you stay young, or at least thats my excuse.

 

:lol: :lol:

 

oooh....congrats on the 2000... :)

:o

 

I just noticed Laura ! you changed the freaky bjork avatar ! Nick Valensi is better ;)

Oh yeah!! I'm glad you noticed! Yes, Mr. Valensi is one fiiiine man.

:dozey: why the f*ck do some girls like this dude? i dunno...

 

and in that pic, he looks like he's standing in a police line-up for a mug shot :dozey:

:rolleyes: i don't know what you're talking about..he looks like an angel in that picture. :D

i guess to each their own...however stupid someone's choices maybe! :sneaky: :lol: :lol:

 

(sorry...did i just say that outloud? why have i gotten this mean streak in me tonight? :stunned: )

Oh yeah!! I'm glad you noticed! Yes' date=' Mr. Valensi is one fiiiine man.[/quote']

 

Your 93 too? sweet. Mabye we can have a cane fight sometime.

i guess to each their own...however stupid someone's choices maybe! :sneaky: :lol: :lol:

 

(sorry...did i just say that outloud? why have i gotten this mean streak in me tonight? :stunned: )

 

Jimieeee.. you´re so bitter tonight ! :/ Something wrong ?

well... :/

 

i dunno...

 

i'm thinking someone i know...a 'friend'...doesn't wanna be friends anymore...i mean,i've not heard from them in a long time...

and just too many other things going on...too much stress....and too many wants for my heart....yes, i have wants...is it so bad!?

 

i guess i need to get outta here and do something else.

 

 

(((((((((Denise)))))))))))

((((((Jimieeeeee))))))

 

*hands Jimieeeee a cold beer* You need to relax, dear.. maybe you´re working too much !

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