^

Haha, genious lol

 

I bet gwyneth and chloe are just for the press, we know who's really married :sneaky:

 

The two who wear rings the same way :wink3:

Haha Will's the flamboyant homosexual drummer :lol:

 

That's Chris' dream, just to see how Will would look, and also to take some media pressure off Chris.

That's Chris' dream, just to see how Will would look, and also to take some media pressure off Chris.

 

Haha I know :lol: that's why I said it :nod:

Okay so I dreamed about Coldplay last night and it was more like a buckin dream, but since all the action is here and I believe nobody minds a pervy Coldplay dream I thought I should share it with you guys because it was inconceivable, weird and utterly hilarious! :lol:

 

So here it goes:

 

 

I was on a film set where a new Coldplay music video was about to be shot (I know, the last Coldplay dream I had was also about a music video omg).

Chris and Jonny where standing around and I was a few meters away from them. Since I was wearing a crew shirt I guessed I belonged to the official film team which made me VERY happy haha :wideeyed: Also, the whole scenery was placed in some kind of harbor with water everywhere and the sun shining.

 

Okay, so they were standing in front of a big ass camera and one of the crew members shouted something along the lines: "Okay, we first need some shots of you two being close together. We need some cover art photos for the new DVD and all that"

Then Chris went like "Alright lets do this :charming:" and pulled Jonny into a hug that was... well it was not that kind of a hug you give a friend, but more a hug you give someone before you get his clothes off. If you know what I mean :bomb:

So I stood there trying to find my jaw that fell down during the intimate hugging, when Chris and Jon started getting their hands all over each other. I was asking myself what kind of film was getting shot here and WTF HOLY SHIT I'm witnessing this live omg :drunk:

 

Then they suddenly stopped and another camera man came up and said: "Cool. Now let's move on to the film shots. You know the script!" and Chris started grinning and then he freaking stripped. ALL of his clothes. He had his back to me so I was just staring at his gorgeous naked behind HAHAHA. Who could blame me! :lol: But since I belonged to the crew I tried behaving all pro and just grinned a little.

Then Chris started running to a part of the harbor with shallow water and jumped and danced in there. Oh and did I mention he was NAKED. And DANCING. It was glorious :drunk:

Jonny was still standing unmoving until Chris shouted from his spot: "Jonny, come on! The water is great! And leave those clothes!" And Jonny was like "Humm okay :blush:" and also stripped naked and started running to Chris into the water.

 

I'm still in awe that I didn't wake up during that moment LOLOMG

 

So then they were both dancing and jumping and giggling like girls in that water and I didn't know what to do with myself so I just went over to them and continued staring :laugh3: Chris was all laughing and suddenly stopped, pointed his finger at Jonny's behind and said: "HAHAHA Jon you've got freckles on your butt cheeks!"

 

and that's where I lost it and woke up laughing! :lol:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

omg! I'm still laughing after more than 20 mins :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Well...i sure wouldn't mind those big hands round MY neck ;)

 

You just gave me a perfect image of me and Chris doing some bondage sex :dazzled: :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

 

New pics:

 

 

BYE BYE OVARIES

 

It also makes me feel bad when they invade Chris's private life and take pics...but if he's shirtless :wink3: it's a different story

 

this:lol:

 

New Chris pictures coming everyday! :lol: in the first pic you can see his muscles :wink3: and the curlllls :wink3:

 

I also see something else very interesting

 

thanks very tight pants

 

 

....And here's more!

 

I never know about posting pics with the kids, but the last time, they were posted here, so here goes. They look pretty darn happy, and

 

HE IS SO FREAKIN' GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

And more!

 

 

 

 

I love a man that knows how to wear his pants tight in all the right places! And don't forget the peek-a-boo underwear. OMG :wink3:

 

edit: I got so excited, I forgot to post the link! Oops! http://www.justjared.com/2013/03/30/chris-martin-brentwood-country-mart-with-apple-moses/

 

Why they let Apple dress up like the abominable snowman? :inquisitive:

:lol:

 

Oh Chris, please I beg you please wax >.<

 

NO. :veryangry2::veryangry2::veryangry2:

 

 

Look at Chris in this picture.... :dazzled:, Jonny is just the icing on the cake :P

 

:dazzled: can I have them both please?

 

It should be something like: "OMG CHRIS FINALLY LEFT GWYNNIE FOR JONNY"...

This would be much easier to believe :nod:

 

 

:P

 

 

*leaves*

 

THIS :nod:

 

Well I dunno what you're all complaining about, I just got this personal mail from Chris :charming::

 

 

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Haha, I would mind if they did :wink3:

I want them to dress like Freddie mercury, just imagine the boys in clothes like this

 

And them acting all

 

 

:wink3: :wink3:

 

Haha Will's the flamboyant homosexual drummer :lol:

 

OMG! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

So yesterday a friend tweeted me this, I'm sure it's just another fake news but...

 

GWYNETH PALTROW AND CHRIS MARTIN TOWARD THE GOODBYE: "SHE WANTS TO BECOME A TV-STAR"

 

NEW YORK - After a marriage and two kids (Apple Blythe Alison Martin born in 2004 and Moses Bruce Anthony Martin born in 2006) it seems that the happy couple Gwyneth Paltrow-Chris Martin is cracking. The actress, put aside her career on the big screen, would like to became a star and a opinion leader of the little screen like the lucky Oprah Winfrey, but the leader of Coldplay seems not to be really happy about it. To bother him seems to be especially the overexposure searched by his partner that in a recent interview even talked about a miscarriage, this confession made the very reserved Chris fly into a rage. Anyway the fights are in the order of the day and even the friends of the couple seem not be trusting about the prosecution of the relationship...

 

http://www.leggo.it/zoom/gwyneth_paltrow_e_chris_martin_verso_addio_lei_vuole_diventare_star_tv/notizie/221419.shtml

 

Sorry for the bad translation, I'm not very good in translate word for word :confused:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

omg! I'm still laughing after more than 20 mins :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

You just gave me a perfect image of me and Chris doing some bondage sex :dazzled: :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

 

 

 

BYE BYE OVARIES

 

 

 

this:lol:

 

 

 

I also see something else very interesting

 

thanks very tight pants

 

 

 

 

Why they let Apple dress up like the abominable snowman? :inquisitive:

:lol:

 

 

 

NO. :veryangry2::veryangry2::veryangry2:

 

 

 

:dazzled: can I have them both please?

 

 

 

THIS :nod:

 

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

OMG! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

So yesterday a friend tweeted me this, I'm sure it's just another fake news but...

 

GWYNETH PALTROW AND CHRIS MARTIN TOWARD THE GOODBYE: "SHE WANTS TO BECOME A TV-STAR"

 

NEW YORK - After a marriage and two kids (Apple Blythe Alison Martin born in 2004 and Moses Bruce Anthony Martin born in 2006) it seems that the happy couple Gwyneth Paltrow-Chris Martin is cracking. The actress, put aside her career on the big screen, would like to became a star and a opinion leader of the little screen like the lucky Oprah Winfrey, but the leader of Coldplay seems not to be really happy about it. To bother him seems to be especially the overexposure searched by his partner that in a recent interview even talked about a miscarriage, this confession made the very reserved Chris fly into a rage. Anyway the fights are in the order of the day and even the friends of the couple seem not be trusting about the prosecution of the relationship...

 

http://www.leggo.it/zoom/gwyneth_paltrow_e_chris_martin_verso_addio_lei_vuole_diventare_star_tv/notizie/221419.shtml

 

Sorry for the bad translation, I'm not very good in translate word for word :confused:

 

He tweeted yesterday about her new cookbook! I guess they are totally "Screaming" at each other all the time...:P

He tweeted yesterday about her new cookbook! I guess they are totally "Screaming" at each other all the time...:P

 

Haha gwyneth said they're always laughing and joking (bc chris is hilarious:lol:) wtf screaming lol

New pics from the same outing with the kids the other day! :)

 

 

 

http://www.laineygossip.com/

 

I need the thank button back :(

^Just make sure you are signed in.

 

edit: Nevermind. hmmm

In that hat Moses is looking slightly like..........

 

 

 

JONNY!!!!

^:laugh3::laugh3::kiss:

 

The pics of Moses sitting on dad's lap makes me want to melt all over the place.

 

:heart: :heart:

^I know :dazzled: :dazzled: and more tights pants :wink3:

Moses is very much his dad's son.

Seeing him wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap reminds me of an interview where Gwyneth said Moses has a Brooklyn accent. :lol:

Moses is very much his dad's son.

 

Sure is, bet the girls are gonna go crazy when he grows up.

New pics from the same outing with the kids the other day! :)

 

 

 

http://www.laineygossip.com/

 

WOW... :shocked2:

Moses is very much his dad's son.

Seeing him wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap reminds me of an interview where Gwyneth said Moses has a Brooklyn accent. :lol:

 

 

The one time we heard him (in the background of a phone-in interview Chris did with Ryan Seacrest) I thought he had Chris' accent.

Sure is, bet the girls are gonna go crazy when he grows up.

 

There will be a whole bunch of Moses fangirls just like Chrissy's :P

The one time we heard him (in the background of a phone-in interview Chris did with Ryan Seacrest) I thought he had Chris' accent.

 

What?? You heard Moses talk? I watched all parts of that interview and didn't hear him

What?? You heard Moses talk? I watched all parts of that interview and didn't hear him

I heard him, too. And he was apologizing for something and it was just darn cute :3

I heard him, too. And he was apologizing for something and it was just darn cute :3

 

Which part? 1 2 or 3

^ uhm the last time I listened to it was last year or so... that's why I can't remember anymore D:

^ uhm the last time I listened to it was last year or so... that's why I can't remember anymore D:

 

Is it the one on YouTube?

 

I watched them all but don't remember Moses in it at all

i have the link here *link removed by Moderator*

It was a phone interview with Ryan Seacrest on 6/30/11 right before MX was finished. It wasn't on the longer radio program with several parts. I have it in my media, but I'm trying to figure out how to get it here.

i have the link here *link removed by Moderator*

 

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