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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

 

01. It's an incentive to show up.

02. It leads to more honest communications.

03. It reduces complaints about low pay.

04. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

05. It encourages car pooling.

06. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

07. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

08. It makes fellow employees look better.

09. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.

 

Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!

 

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beer is disgusting. thats why ill never get drunk i cant stomach the shit.

what about the "none" option? :confused:

you can get drunk on any number of things :dozey:

what about the "none" option? :confused:

 

none is not an option when the question is about the type of beer! :lol: :wink3: :P

:wink3: :smug:

liquor and beer taste horrid there :P :angry:

tea rocks my socks :happy:

wine! :idea2:

Not beer for me, my stomach can't stand it, but hail vodka!!!

 

And the 16 reasons are hilarious!! I always thought in these advantages.

I'll take some smirnoff ice next monday when I go to work :D

Piss.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

why are some folks not seeing the point of this thread...which is the 16 reasons joke... :dozey: :angry:

 

 

thanks Nonita! :cool:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

why are some folks not seeing the point of this thread...which is the 16 reasons joke... :dozey: :angry:

 

 

thanks Nonita! :cool:

 

Aaaaaaaaaw I like when you call me Nonita and nonilicious... :blush:

 

Do you think I should get some whisky before ask my boss for some holidays? The reason 2 says alcohol eads to more honest communications... :D

Beer is disguisting. :P

:lol: :lol: Noni I am not responsible if you ask your boss and then get fired! :sneaky: :P

 

:lol: :lol:

But reason 11 says that salary negotiations are a lot more profitable, so maybe I could get a good compensation... :sneaky:

I'm currently tucking into an ice cold bottle of fosters ice people :kiss:

hahahah may be so, Nonitaaaaa!

 

 

Ian, I never tried Fosters yet. How is it? :cool:

 

I've got Sam Adams Light at home this week :smug:

Who wants beer when you have a yummy smirnoff ice, gaaaaah! :D

hahahah that's a girl's drink! all those malt beverages! :P

:D Indeed! ;)

I also can drink double whisky without ice in a big glass, and that's a man's drink!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wow..that kinda drink would take the roof of my mouth off! :stunned:

I don't know if I would be able to drink it but I just wanted to seem a hard girl... :P