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Couple try for eight years to conceive...

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How could you miss that?

 

Dont they know where babies come from?!! :stunned:

Should have made me a doner father :P

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:lol: :lol: It's due to their strict religious background I supose.

 

Imagine their reactions when this doctor told them what is involved in producing a child.

 

"WHAT????!!!!! This goes in there?? :o "

 

:lol:

no way!!!!...

 

:stunned:

 

 

silly people!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It's hilarious!!!

 

And the best part:

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education...

 

Mwmmmmwhwhhahaahaha!! :lol:

Can you imagine answering that survey?

 

"Pardon me, I'm from the University Clinic. Can I ask you some questions about your marriage?"

"Ok..."

"Are you aware that to have children you must have sex?"

"Um.... what?"

:stunned: :stunned:

They didn't know you have to have sex to have kids????????? I thought 10 year olds knew that. :confused:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It's hilarious!!!

 

And the best part:

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education...

 

Mwmmmmwhwhhahaahaha!! :lol:

 

:lol:

 

Can you imagine going to university to learn how to have sex!!

 

What the hell would the homework be? :lol:

Yeah that got me thinking about when exactly I figured that whole thing out. I remember at one point when I was a weeeee lad I knew what the act of sex was, and that to have children, something had to go from the male to the female, but I had no idea about sperm. So what exactly transpired there was the big mystery for me. :lol:

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I remember getting told when I was little that it was a 'special hug' :rolleyes:

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Yeah and always used to think at Christmas and stuff (when there was a lot of hugging) that maybe someone would accidentally do a special hug and start dropping sprogs.

 

You see at this young age I wasn't aware of incest :P

I remember getting told when I was little that it was a 'special hug'

 

:lol: special hug!! that's too good. My parents just covered my eyes whenever there was anything remotely sexual around me. :lol:

Yeah....they wanted me to stay innocent forever. :rolleyes: :lol:

It reminds me of Ralph on the Simpsons where his special spot is his shoulder, haha.

 

This news is very, very odd...so they never got to sexual connotations in advertisements then??? :D

Where did they think the baby would come from? Fall from the sky from one of those birds? :rolleyes:

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