Five reasons to be happy today

It's sunny for a change!

I got a job 'till the rest of the year :D

My trip to Aussi is gonna go through! :D :D :D

My stomach doesn't hurt any more! :D

I have a day off tomorrow! :D

Five things I would like to taste right now

1. A apple

2. A Red Snapper

3. A Wine Gum

4. Something else but I can't mention it as too may people might get excited (very excited)

5. Success

Five things that happen to me when its sunny

1. I get horny

2. I get horny

3. I get horny

4. I get horny

5. I get horny

5 reasons why you should NOT take a shower with a cat

 

x the atmosphere might get kinda .... weird :stunned:

x takes a whole lot of water to wash you both O_o

x you may end up feeling all sick and bad to ER and there's no George Clooney to hold your hand ( ok, i think mr. Clooney is horrible but still )

x you could step over the cat, that wouldn't be nice or would it? have a flat cat in your shower!

x people might think you're a bloody psycho ( which you of course aren't )

5 reasons for me to be happy!

 

1 - My grandad just gave me 5000 dollars for my University savings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 - My best friend is coming back from Arizona in less than a week!

3 - A 21 year old chick asked me out.

4 - I'm having barbecue tonight.

5 - I'm going to buy the cd THE WHO SELLL OUT!

5 reasons why you should NOT take a shower with a cat

 

x the atmosphere might get kinda .... weird :stunned:

x takes a whole lot of water to wash you both O_o

x you may end up feeling all sick and bad to ER and there's no George Clooney to hold your hand ( ok, i think mr. Clooney is horrible but still )

x you could step over the cat, that wouldn't be nice or would it? have a flat cat in your shower!

x people might think you're a bloody psycho ( which you of course aren't )

 

 

 

:stunned: I don´t like cats anyway! :stunned:

Five things that happen to me when its sunny

1. I get horny

2. I get horny

3. I get horny

4. I get horny

5. I get horny

 

:stunned:

One, two, three, four!

Get up, get on up

Get up, get on up

Stay on the scene, like a sex machine :cool3:

Daryls 'Sunny' list looks exactly like my list for when its Raining, and Snowing, and Sleet, and Hail, and that humid weather when its neither Sunny or Raining, when its drizzling, OH when its sunny of course.

and that would mean... :thinking:...always?..... :lol:

Noooo! Of course not.

 

Weather conditions that lead to sudden death of mankind instantly dont really give me a hard-on, that much.

:/ ...that´s what I mean too! :P

Hahaha- TOP 5 WEATHER CONDITIONS

 

5. Raining, really heavy at night

4. Sunshine, hotness

3. Sunshine with a breeze, clear sky

2. Snow!!!!!

1. Thunder and lightning!

top 5 reasons tonight was a laugh

5. Got absolutely soaked and didn't give a crap!

4. Watch my mate make an arse of herself by dancing on the roof of her car :lol:

3. Found out I had another 2 oxegen tickets

2. Saw my mate who I hadn't seen in ages

1. Got a really late b~day present :lol: :lol:

0. weee, I am drunk :drunk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

x you could step over the cat' date=' that wouldn't be nice or would it? have a flat cat in your shower![/quote']

 

:lol:

 

Actually, you'd have to step on him, and not over him to do that! :rolleyes: :P

Top 5 Horrible Horrible Christmas Presents

 

5. Socks and underwear

4. A football shirt thats too damn small

3. Busted's "A Present for EVERYONE" Geck.

2. DAMN FRICKEN DEODORANT DO I SMELL SO BAD OR SOMETHING? Damn...

1. A big.... Big.... Un-wrapped... Present... That, is huge... And big... And you look forward to opening it.... More than ANY other present... ANY other... And on the fateful day IT TURNS OUT TO BE A DAMN QUILT

 

A DAMN NINJA TURTLE QUILT I LOVE THE NINJA TURLES BUT A DAMN QUILT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK

 

AH!..... Felt good.

me wants!! :blush:

 

:lol:

 

Actually, you'd have to step on him, and not over him to do that! :rolleyes: :P

 

well what if you have something heavy hanging between your legs that could knock out the cat O_o just by stepping over the cat you'd make quite a damage :P

Uh.. I DO have something heavy hanging in between my legs! :stunned:

:o

Wanna guess what it is? :stunned: :lol: :rolleyes: :P

i'm pretty sure i know what you mean :stunned: ( you bloody perv :P )

:wink3:

O_o