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Be careful while sneezing...

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Jeesus christ! Are you sure you only sneezed man? :/ :stunned:

Jeesus christ! Are you sure you only sneezed man?

 

:lol:

I accidentally marked my computer screen with a Sharpie marker. My mom went nuts.

I don't know. That woman has a temper. :blush: :lol:

right.... :sneaky: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

She really does have one though. She yelled at me for not eating my vegetables...come on now, i'm almost 20! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :P btw, my mom do that sometimes also.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

My mother goes crazy when I leave a fairly moist towel on the ground instead of on the rail, like nuts, its the only thing she gets even remotely angry about and she goes CRAZY

 

If I ever forget to put it on the rail (Which I never do anymore since Ive been traumatized) or it slips off the rail, if she finds it, its suddenly the worry of water soaking through the carpet, the carpet turning colours, the floor morphing, the room morphing, the room collapsing in on itself under its own morphing pressure, the house blocks crumbling and turning to dust, the house and neighbourhood going into the carpet moist... Yeehaw.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I guess all moms seem to worry about things.

If I ever forget to put it on the rail (Which I never do anymore since Ive been traumatized) or it slips off the rail, if she finds it, its suddenly the worry of water soaking through the carpet, the carpet turning colours, the floor morphing, the room morphing, the room collapsing in on itself under its own morphing pressure, the house blocks crumbling and turning to dust, the house and neighbourhood going into the carpet moist... Yeehaw.

 

wow! :o

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