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It's friday night and I'm enthralled by Aussie rules football on ESPN.

I'd also make sure to say "like a dog!" a moment before midnight.

That idea probably would hit me at 11:58 p.m., but my internet would of course die, reminding me of all the grief its given me throughout my life, and I'd spend my final moments tossing my laptop off our dock into the lake.

okay. Then ignoring all the boring stuff about calling loved ones and crying (blah, blah, blah), I probably wouldn't waste time driving around, but would stay at home, put on my prearranged 'last night on earth playlist' (because we all have one), and probably spend several hours writing and reflecting on the nature of life. When I grew tired of that, I would shoot out at facebook status like 'hey peeps, guess what? last night on earth for the chrismeister! If you valued this facebook friendship, meet me at Borders.' But other than reminiscing or preparing my award winning autobiography, there's not many bucket-listy things that I can think of. :thinking:

now is this like a giant meteor is about to hit earth (in which case we all die) or some kind of incurable disease (only I die)? This is important shit.

It would matter to you, cuz the rest of your career would be a bitch.

^ :awesome:

Yeah nathan did two in a row, the first ended with him co-hosting to me at the end, but it was kinda epic fail.

juanma8 juanma8 vs coldplay_is_louve

came across this on AOL and thought it was indirectly relevant (plus I'm not one for making threads) Homeless Man Rescues Flag and Inspires Nation SUSANNA BAIRD AOL (July 9) -- A homeless man in El Paso, Texas, is receiving a country's worth of praise this week after rescuing Old Glory. Leaving his two cats and the relative comfort of his makeshift shelter in the middle of the night, Gustus Bozarth rushed out into torrential rains to rescue a flag that had been knocked over by the storm. After carefully folding it military style and tucking it under a windshield wiper, Bozarth moved the flagpole to the front of the building. Employees at Management & Engineering Technologies International, a federal contractor based in El Paso, were mystified when they discovered the neatly folded flag on one of their trucks the next morning. They suspected vandalism, but a stretch of surveillance tape beginning at 1:40 a.m. revealed Bozarth and his act of patriotic chivalry. "When we saw that it was a good Samaritan, we were shocked -- and even more shocked to see that it was a homeless man who had been around the area for quite a while," Rebecca Orozco, METI spokeswoman, told TV station KFOX. Bozarth's shelter is in the back of warehouse not far from METI. Skip over this content "So we were able to locate him and thank him for the good deed that he did and for helping our flag to be saved." Orozco said she wouldn't expect that kind of act in a late-night storm from anyone, especially someone who has so little to give. "Knowing that so many people have turned their back on him, he never turned his back on this country," she said. Bozarth said he has roamed all over the country and while working security in Tampa, Fla., he learned how to properly fold the flag. When the local FOX affiliate broke the story -- on Sunday, Independence Day -- calls came pouring in to METI. Folks from around the country wanted to thank Bozarth and help him find a job and a home. Social media sites have been flooded with comments expressing gratitude to the homeless man, calling him everything from a patriot to a "true American hero." A Facebook page, "Gustus Bozarth for President," has even been created, where supporters rave about their hero. The page had nearly 1,800 fans this afternoon. "Gustus is not just a patriot, but a man with a loving heart," writes Juliane Higgitt of San Pedro, Calif. "The video shows not only an act of patriotism, but also the tenderness with which Gustus touched and folded the flag." METI says the company has given the flag to Bozarth, as a sign of its gratitude. In an ironic twist, Men's Health magazine in June called El Paso one of the least patriotic cities in the United States. Bozarth and his admirers would respectfully disagree. Donations for Gustus Bozarth can be sent to Wells Fargo, 6175 Gateway West Blvd., El Paso, Texas 79925. The account number is 7913692971, and donors can even use wire routing number 112000066. http://www.gnn.com/article/homeless-man-rescues-flag-and-inspires/1157208?icid=main|main|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gnn.com%2Farticle%2Fhomeless-man-rescues-flag-and-inspires%2F1157208

alles gute zum geburtstag!

catchiest song ever.

:(. Oh well, someone will probably make an award winning/controversial documentary about the event and you'll get attacked like Nancy Kerrigan backstage at some show.

and then my record sales would shoot through the roof because BANDS ARE 1000% DEEPER AND BETTER WHEN THEIR FRONTMAN DIES.

and I would open for you, like all the obviously superior bands are doing for crappier bands these days :wacky:

Your sig would be your debut LP title.

The Rotation Method.

'The Human Condition' sounds cool, but it smacks of arrogance. I'm not sure anyone could live up to that title. Some names just shouldn't be taken. me too.

yes. If you can give it away for free, it shouldn't be illegal to sell it so long as no human rights are violated.

Dionysian Mysteries or a few words from a quote I like, or maybe the title of a painting. Too tired to think seriously about it.

two days after tonight. damn, I gotta get working!

http://www.beautifulpeople.com

dirty language and football go together like milk and cookies.

sweet