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If I had never heard any of the songs on the album except the singles, I would probably be listening to the album more than I am. So yeah I guess. But it's not a huge deal.

Coldplay give away like 10% of their earnings to charity. If they were just chasing money I doubt they'd be doing that. They also perform a huge amount of free shows. Remember guys, just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's inherently evil or sinister or anything like that. I personally don't like X&Y but that doesn't mean I go around saying X&Y was anything other than the artistic choices Coldplay wanted to explore and create. Yes, Mylo Xyloto sounds different to Coldplay circa 2002, but that's because they have changed and grown. Yes, there are hip hop and pop elements on the record - that's because the boys like that style of music and wish to try something a little different. You don't have to like the music on MX. I'm sure even Chris Martin himself would understand. But please, don't act like children and claim ridiculous things just because you personally aren't happy. You lose a lot of integrity when you do that and people are far less likely to listen to what you have to say. Just chill :) x

Yeah, I've spoken about that before ages ago on here. No one really criticises any of their technical ability - most of their hate comes from personal attack on Chris.

Lol righto troll. Fuck off now, ey?

Says the guy with 22 posts. I've adored Coldplay since Parachutes and I think they're getting better and better. With the exception of X&Y. That album was rubbish. Most of us have too, and most of us adore this new album.

It's like you're tryina come back at me but you've just got like one jpeg saved on your computer, and you've only really got a few sentences in the tank before you start a post. The wheels aren't really turning upstairs, are they?

I don't think I'm ready 4 ur Jelly

JOEL I knew that!!! right?? Joel is a nice name. Joel. Joel JEOL JEL JELL JELLY

I love you too, .. Holy shit I don't know your name. WHAT IS IT

It's really sad that people leach off irrelevant reviewers opinions. What happened to the days of making your own mind up about something? Them days are gone man. Long gone.

Lucky bastard. When my grandma kicked the bucket "Can't Touch This" came on.

You're such a smug fella, ain't you? It's a pity I don't know what the word patronising means, because I think if I did I'd probably think you were being it. Writing "RIP COLDPLAY" because a band took an artistic direction you didn't like is soooooo high brow. Man, my tiny brain can't even imagine what went through your head. Whatever it was, it must have been pretty smart. Only smart people do shit like that. Because a band is objectively awful if they dare to veer off the track from the type of music you like. Yeah, they're totally DEAD. HOW DARE Coldplay create any type of music that isn't generic indie-hipster stuff? I saw your "30 best songs of the year" (Don't even get me started on the amount of intelligence that must have required. Tell me, what is it about a song that makes it the 26th best song of the year and not the 25th? That doesn't sound arbitrary at all) and every single band played in around about the same genre. So it's pretty evident you just don't like the music Coldplay play any more. Sorry, but Coldplay haven't been making that type of music for about seven years. Why the hell you still here, man? Oh and bashing Coldplay? WHO HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE? You're such a pioneer. You are one cool, edgy man. I wish I was like you. I can't even think of one person who bashes Coldplay and hates their new "MAINSTERAM!" pop directions. You genius. How did you come up with any of these "independent" thoughts? It must be pretty amazing being you. Wasting your time on a webpage dedicated to a band that has "died" according to you. Just lurking around, waiting for someone to make a positive comment about the album before you come in and say something incredibly smug and pretentious that proves to everyone just how much of a refined musical pallet you have. But really, the only reason you still fuck about on here is because you love the attention. Surely. Otherwise what the hell you are doing on a fan site dedicated to a band you don't even like, and haven't liked during any period of recent history? Or are you just a masochist?

I love the way everyone is so flabbergasted and can't get their mind around it. You guys do realise that this is just some person's opinion - right? Pitchfork isn't some god like entity. It's just a person's opinion. This person likes the album. What's so surprising about it?

Right, because only negative thoughts are independent thoughts. Wankwannkwankwankwa p.s, i was being facetious in the post you replied too. I don't think you got that.

Dude stop spammin' pics of yourself in your bathroom. I'ma call the feds if you keep it up. I know your angle. That's not coffee in that cup, is it?

That's because it is. Not everyone is so wrapped up in anti-Coldplay thoughts like you. It did better than Rush because it's better than rush. Not everyone is so wrapped up in Rushofbloodtothehead-porn as you. Yeah, i've seen your Rush porn collection. It's gross.

I'm really enjoying this. Keep updating! I love this thread!

Till Kingdom Come deals with death? Wut? Isn't it just a straight out love song.

yo, has it leaked yet?

This. I hung up on my sister last week actually. When you're tired and pissed off, and someone does something (that may not even be intentionally offensive or annoying) sometimes you just snap momentarily and you can't take it.

lol cute. someone has a crush. Tell us how it goes!

lmao. There is no however! They are subjective! Get it out of your head! Metacritic don't mean shit.

:facepalm: You need to take a course in human conversation. Will was quite clearly joking when he said it was 85 minutes long. Chris said it was a jazz album in the same interview.

:facepalm: I see my point was lost on you. Nevermind.

It's their best album yet. However, instead of leeching your opinions off dickhead reviewers who get paid to write awful, biased articles and don't even know what they are doing - you should probably just get the album and listen yourself. You shouldn't care what other people think. Have you even read most of those negative "reviews"? It's evidently clear that the majority of them were going to bash Coldplay no matter what was released. Most of them barely even mention the music in any detail whatsoever, and launch into a stale anti-Chris martin rant. Music is the most subjective thing on the planet. Some elitist douche bag at Pitchfork can't tell you or anyone else what to think. There is no such thing as an informed opinion with music - there is only the music. Put the album on and listen. Make up your own god damn opinion. That's what I did.