Everything posted by Draco
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
I know lol
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
*Waking up* Chris: Wha- what the fuck just happened? *looks around confused and sees a giant poppy field* JONNY WILL GUY WHERE ARE YOU?! Jonny: Chris! Chris! Chris: Jonny? Jonny: I'm over here! *voice echoes* Chris: Jonny! *Runs over to blurry image of Jonny* What the fuck? Jonny wha- Jonny: What's wrong Chr- Chris: Why do you look like a fucking cat? Jonny: You look like a fucking bird! A half bird half human (not a centaur) Chris: And you look like a house cat! Like an orange tabby or something. Jonny: I think you're a cockatoo. A very talkative bird. Chris: Go figure. Jonny: what about the others? Guy: CHRIS!!!!! Chris: Guy?! Guy: *Runs over on four hooves* Oh thank goodness- Chris and Jonny: DAFUQ Guy: I know I know I'm a centaur now! You guys look pretty odd too. Where's Will? Will: Hey there fellas. [emoji36] Chris, Jonny and Guy: *slowing turns around* HOLY- Will: Chris what the fuck did you do?? Chris: AHH-ehh.... *pants* ...dragon.... Will: Did your spell do this? I thought your Vivamancy ability was stable!!! But apparently NO we ended up in a fucking poppy field as HALF BEASTS!!!! *Growls* Guy: Chill Will! You're overheating! (He's a fire dragon) Will: And look at you! you all look pretty crappy yourselves!!! Chris: Jeez Will Jonny: *whispers to Chris* Must be the dragon rage lol Will: So now what are going to do? ------- A few minutes later... Guy: *trots around* I like this [emoji1] Will: I don't. Guy: Come on Will learn to embrace it. Chris: Until I get this fixed you're gonna have to do that Will. Will: *growls* Guy: *neighs* Chris: *Screeches* Jonny: *mews* Guy Will and Chris: AWWWW Jonny: Shut the fuck up *hisses* Guy: You know what the best part of being a horse is? Others: What? Guy: I'm hung. :p lol Others: :/ ... Will: ... Good for you Guy.... *gives sarcastic thumbs up* Jonny: You know Guy... Usually you remain quiet and you don't say much can we please get back to that. Guy: *laughs* So we've been walking for five minutes in random directions WHERE THE FUCK IS TOWN.
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
I can't right now this is some good shit right here 1000000/10
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
*That moment when you realize what "A Rush of Blood to the Head" really means* [ATTACH=full]4010[/ATTACH] "Ah crap" ;-;
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
I don't blame him. I know I did. *^*
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
True. He looked pretty animated. I was internally cheering him on
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
Quite. The person said he looked orgasmic. I'm just like CHILL I just thought he had too much pride
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
[ATTACH=full]4003[/ATTACH] LOOK AT HIS BEAUTY LOOK AT HIS GRACE (Especially at the second pic- his eyes lol) [ATTACH=full]4004[/ATTACH] "I'm so fab" (From Guyberryyum on tumblr)
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Guess coldplay song
No More Keeping My Feet on the Ground? The feet not touching the ground thing is found on Prospekt's March too.
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Radiohead
I listened to it. Damn that rhythm section though. That is some grade A shizz right there yup. It's nice to hear a version where everything isn't drowned out, even though I'm a sucker for the album version. I would probably be crying or internally screaming if I were in the audience.
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Make Your Own Custom Coldplay Album!
Beyond the Dead End (Title) 1)Naïve 2)How to Train Your Pet Dog 3)Denial (Life in Comfort) 4)Cataracts 5)Metamorph 6)A Rude Awakening 7)Omniscient 8)The Sixth Sense 9)A Wanderer's Whim 10)Beyond the Dead End 11)Existential Gaol 12)The Adversary 13)Indigo 14) Point Blank *(hidden track)* Singles-Bsides: How to Train Your Pet Dog- Bar Code, Facade A Rude Awakening (EP)- Tapestry, Vacuum, Broken Psyche, Black Market, The Temptress (<very sexy song) A Wanderer's Whim- Foresight, Chaos's Advocate, The Adversary- The Conformist, Wilt The main album will have a very experimental, trippy feel to it and so will the B-sides and EP. Almost like a combo of Massive Attack and Sigur Ros with Radiohead's depressing drowning feeling in certain darker songs. I also would like Pink Floyd's guitar slide sound (Maybe in the song Indigo). There will be harder rockier songs like The Adversary and Beyond the Dead End. This album will be most similar to VLVODAAHF due to its variety in sound and technical quality, but the underlying meanings gear towards more of X and Y's philosophical "the world is such a twisted place/ who am I?" kind of thing. Not all of the album is absolutely grim though, songs like A Wanderer's Whim and Indigo will sound more mystical and filled with a feeling of curiosity about life. Naïve however, will start off like a Brothers and Sisters/ Parachutes style song, purposefully with more of a dull empty feeling (not like the song is bad or incomplete but more of the message it's trying to convey). Existential Gaol will also be another oddball with more of an ambient Treefingers(Radiohead- Kid A) sound to it. The album cover will be subtle, like maybe a non representational combo of geometric shapes and abstract forms. The outfits should all be oriented with the color scheme of the album cover (indigo and some other weird colors~ however those other weird colors should be less saturated) and should mainly resemble a combo of Viva/MX styles. The era will stress the nature of truth, seeing the forest and not the trees, and relying on one's intuition. It will be somewhat of a mysterious era that might make the public cock their heads a bit. *and as an added bonus the song Omniscient will feature Guy, Jonny, and Will singing in harmony only. Chris will not be singing at all.
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The Buckland Religion~Official Thread
Jonny "Chick Magnet" Buckland
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
XD lucky you. And I'm short so if that's true Chris and Jonny must be monsters compared to me. Guy is such a small bean.
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
Thanks a bunch LOLOLOL
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
So Will becomes a Dragon centaur, Guy becomes a black stallion centaur, Chris becomes a Vivamancer and Jonny becomes a dark gaseous specter within Chris's floating glass orb.
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
I LOVE YOU (In a Coldplayer to Coldplayer way of course)
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Radiohead
The way the track flows and fills the atmosphere is so good in Treefingers. And the subtlety of the song Kid A and its little upbeat pinging at the beginning give a soft covering to a mysterious and dark song.
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
He moves in mysterious ways (U2 puns Kekeke)
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
It would have been so cool if they had rode horses and carried swords and shit in a music video. Fits it with the revolution theme. Or if one of them turned into a centaur (I'm thinkin the "dark horse" of Coldplay)
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
I thought Coldplay in general was the left shark lol
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
True (for a cosplay day then) and I just noticed the letters underneath his bass guitars strings... He's probably gonna be playing that bass forever. Did he have to restring his bass to get that done or did he get it custom built?
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
YES. And am I the only one who wants to have that jacket to wear everyday? (without Nico's name on it of course)
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
AAAAAAH I WAS WAITING FOR THAT MOMENT TO BE TURNED INTO GIFS THANK YOU
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===The ultimate Oldplaying Thread===S, BS, TBR, P, AROBTTH, X&Y, VLV, PM===
Sounds valid, also, if that's true: [(Coldplay)(Let Coldplay go on their own path)+(Coldplay) (MX)(GS)(AHFOD)/(Coldplay+pop)]-Coldplay = Coldplay+Happiness [(Coldplay)(Let Coldplay go on their own path)+(Coldplay) (MX)(GS)(AHFOD)/(Coldplay)]-Coldplay = Coldplay+Happiness (Let Coldplay go on their own path)+(MX)(GS)(AHFOD)-Coldplay = Coldplay+Happiness (Let Coldplay go on their own path)+(MX)(GS)(AHFOD) =Happiness Sorry
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Random Coldplay thoughts...
That's interesting... I'm assuming less exposure probably makes them more likely to be regarded as a cool indie group from the West. Less exposure means less annoying commercialism, less chart toppers and appearances. They look less like attention seekers there, like a little shy kid in the playground that no one really notices or messes around with. Sounds cool, but regardless Coldplay seems to have this massive "hate base" wherever they go. People have every right to hate (since it's their own opinion of course, but I'm always saying "damn" at the amount of trolls they get.