How We See The World

i don't no too much... hoo's gunna win?

Shocking stuff :stunned: At New York airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide-rule and a calculator. Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed", Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are …

Is there any Battlefield: 2142 players here? If so, i want to add you :wink3: Paat

Stoner clinches first world title Casey Stoner secured his first MotoGP world title at the Japanese Grand Prix on Sunday. Stoner started the race in ninth place after qualifying Ducati rider Stoner only needed to finish ahead of Yamaha's Valentino Rossi to claim the championship with three races remaining. And with Rossi struggling back in 13th, sixth place was enough for 21-year-old Stoner to bag the points he needed. Italian Loris Capirossi won the race on a Ducati ahead of Frenchman Randy De Puniet in second place. Stoner, who claimed eight championship wins over the season, stretched his lead over five-times world champion Rossi to an unbeatable 8…

this is totally random but this man was my hero when i was younger... :lol: Feel free to add your own heroes to this thread :) i was soooo DEVESTATED when he left man united... it hasn't been the same since cantona andschmeichel left :stunned: anyhoo, i was just feeling a bit nostalgic, so here is a fantabulous picture for all the manchester united fans out there :D ^^ he didn't even touch the grass! he was magical :smug:

As I compared with them both, I prefer Macintosh because no viruses there and also its simple to use and comfort but sometimes not all the programs are the same as Windows. Like games ex: diner dash and stuff :P I don't really like Windows because there's a virus available, well I usually scan it everyday with AVG but I'm afraid if its hank. I quite like the programs also but yeah.. The virus is really annoying! What if they are put in together? Is there any viruses available? And one more, I need your poll and suggest. Thank you! :D

How to create an angry American (or anyone for that matter!!) It Should make you mad! They are taking the piss out of us!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgfzqulvhlQ

did any of you wait up till midnight at a store to get it? a bunch of my friends did... they said it was awesome

Barking! After 11 months magistrates decide this sausage dog isn't dangerous By PAUL SIMS - More by this author » Last updated at 11:16am on 20th September 2007 Comments (18) Family pet: Lucy the not-so-dangerous dachshund and Monique Hobson, aged two Standing 8 inches from the floor, Lucy the miniature Dachshund is unlikely to strike fear into many hearts. But when a neighbour claimed the Hobson family's dog had nipped him on the ankle, the authorities took drastic action. Charging Lucy's owner under the Dangerous Dogs Act, they proceeded to court. It took 11 months, five court appearances and a mountain of paperwork before magistrates fina…

Burglar electrocuted on shop roof A suspected burglar was electrocuted while on the roof of an empty shop. Mark Ashley Horn, 22, was discovered in London Road, Waterlooville, Hampshire, in the early hours. Ambulance crews and police were called to the shop and Mr Horn was taken to the Queen Alexandra Hospital, Portsmouth, where he died. A second man, also aged 22 and from Waterlooville, was arrested on suspicion of theft and is being questioned by police. It is believed the pair had broken into a generator room on the roof of the building, where Mr Horn received a fatal electric shock. ------- RIP...

TV channel UKTV G2, which shows cult comedy and game shows aimed at young men, is to be rebranded Dave. UKTV says the new name is based on the idea that "everyone knows a bloke called Dave". The channel, which carries shows like Never Mind The Buzzcocks and Top Gear, will be available on Freeview for the first time when it launches in October. The move will mean Dave can be watched in 20 million homes across the country, according to UKTV. The head of Dave, Steven North, said: "Changing the channel name to Dave enables us to create a strong and noisy personality for the channel that immediately aligns us with our core 16-34 male audience." UKTV is a joint v…

I started this thread to support and discuss the "Greatest Team in the World." Blue is the Colour!!! The haters are more than welcome here, because in the end, Chelsea will silence the doubters!

I don't know if this has been posted yet, but how can someone be THAT STUPID!?!?

Jose Mourinho last night agreed a £12.5million pay-off with Chelsea after declaring his intention to go back to work immediately. Talking after meeting his trusted coaching lieutenants at the exclusive Wyndham Hotel in Chelsea Harbour, Mourinho, who secured the huge sum after his agent Jorge Mendes flew into London for the negotiations, told Sportsmail: "I am waiting for the phone calls. I want to enjoy my life but I want to work." And last night Mourinho issued a farewell statement in which he said: "It was a beautiful and rich period of my career. I want to thank all Chelsea FC supporters for what I believe is a never-ending love story." Earlier Che…

A lady in New Jersey shot this video of 3 black bears playing in the hammock in her back yard. :nice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOj4ZjOKdbA

Dotmusic Mon Sep 17, 1:00 PM ET Troubled soul diva Amy Winehouse has had her spirits lifted for her in the shape of a song written for her by Pete Doherty. The Babyshambles frontman can obviously sympathize with Winehouse, given her numerous attempts to get straight and her reported drug overdose. The song is reportedly called "Amy On The Mend" and was sent to her in a frame signed "Love, Pete," in time for her 24th birthday. According to London's Daily Star, the song contains the line: "Amy on the mend, all that passion to spend/ Like a paper Boadicea in a battle to the end, end, end." Source…

Crikey skip! Cornwall woman discovers Wallaby in her garden Last updated at 12:40pm on 20th September 2007 Comments Stunned Pam Balding's heart hopped a beat when she opened her curtains and saw a wallaby in her garden. Pam, 58, watched as the two foot high marsupial sat on a garden wall munching her shrubs before bounding off into the undergrowth. Stunned Pam couldn't believe her eyes and even called her husband Alan, 67, to the window at 8am to check she wasn't seeing things. Scroll down for more... The wallaby, who had been on the run from a nearby petting zoo for eight days, enjoyed the shrubs in Pam and Alan's garden Florist Alan …

The deadly disease bound for Britain on the warming wind by DAVID DERBYSHIRE - More by this author » Last updated at 01:29am on 19th September 2007 Comments (1) A crippling tropical disease spread by mosquitoes has taken a foothold in Europe and could be heading for Britain, climate change scientists have warned. In the last few weeks, more than 200 people in northern Italy have been infected with chikungunya - a disease that causes crippling muscle pain and fever. One died. Scroll down for more... Dry spell: Lake Chad photographed in 1972 (left) and in 1987 Health officials say it is the first time an outbreak of the disease has been confirm…

Revealed: The secret to true happiness By MAEVE HARAN - More by this author » Last updated at 09:05am on 18th September 2007 Comments (8) Why aren't I happier?' sometimes seems the anthem of our age. We look for happiness everywhere: through work, success, through our choice of partner and even in our home. And when we don't find it we turn to shrinks, to life coaches, even to TV makeover shows. It's the great contradiction of our times. We have a better lifestyle, more holidays, newer cars, and more disposable income than any previous generation. Yet we're unhappier than ever, with a constant stream of statistics about stress, depression, loneliness …

How grannies evolved into a busy mother's best friend By FIONA MACRAE - More by this author » Last updated at 08:55am on 19th September 2007 Comments (1) British scientists have worked out that the optimum age for a woman to go through the menopause is 50 In today's hectic world, they provide an invaluable service as unpaid babysitters for their grandchildren. But in far distant times, it seems grandmothers performed a far more important function - helping the human race survive and thrive. And they may have been responsible for the evolution of the menopause, experts have found. Their research has shown that in less advanced societies, hav…

BBC faked viewers' poll to name the Blue Peter cat Last updated at 17:58pm on 19th September 2007 Comments New scandal: Richard Marson is said to have been suspended over poll rigging allegations A former Blue Peter editor is understood to have been suspended after it emerged today that a viewers' poll to name a cat had been rigged. Richard Marson, who was involved in Blue Peter's faked phone-in scandal, is understood to have been sent home this week over the incident in January last year. He is accused of choosing a different name for the cat to the one voted for in an online poll by viewers. According to MediaGuardian, the cat was named Socks af…

Madeleine mother named as suspect The mother of missing four-year-old Madeleine McCann has been formally declared a suspect by the Portuguese police, a family spokeswoman has said. The BBC has learnt that the move was linked to bloodstains allegedly found in Kate and Gerry McCann's hire car. Mrs McCann has arrived for her second police interview in 24 hours. Mr McCann is expected there shortly. Her status as "arguida" allows the authorities to put certain questions and gives her the right of silence. The couple deny any involvement in Madeleine's disappearance on 3 May. Family spokeswomen Justine McGuinness told the BBC why the police were now…

Could a patch end the phobia of a jab? By DANIEL MARTIN - More by this author » Last updated at 22:24pm on 18th September 2007 Comments IF you dread the mere thought of a doctor's needle, it's a development you'll find reassuring. For scientists have come up with a skin patch which can inject drugs into the body without pain. Instead of a single jab, the patch contains dozens of tiny syringes, which inject above the skin's pain receptors, cutting out discomfort. Scroll down for more... Experts believe the device could be used to administer the daily insulin dose to those with diabetes or replace asthma inhalers. In fu…

Number of pupils electronically tagged reaches record levels Last updated at 19:51pm on 16th September 2007 Comments Tagging was introduced in 2000 to create a 'prison without walls' for low-risk offenders The number of tearaway children being electronically tagged has reached record levels, it was revealed. In March this year, 3,658 youngsters were tagged - a rise of 57 per cent from the same period two years ago. Tagging was introduced in 2000 to create a "prison without walls" for low-risk offenders. However, the scheme was expanded so that tagging became a punishment in itself. The most startling increase in tagging has taken place …

Boy who went into surgery with Yorkshire accent comes out speaking like a toff Last updated at 13:33pm on 17th September 2007 Comments (4) A ten-year-old boy who recovered from a life-threatening bout of meningitis has astounded doctors after emerging from brain surgery with a completely different accent. Brave William McCartney-Moore was struck down with the virus in March last year. After recovering from brain surgery, he amazed his family and experts by losing his distinctive Yorkshire twang as he began speaking in a posh accent. His baffled mum Ruth said: "He just kept on surprising doctors. He survived the operation and the most amazing thing is that…