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I wonder what he's doing at the moment. :nice:

I wonder what he's doing at the moment. :nice:

 

I'm watching cricket and posting on here!!:rolleyes:

Stupid screenshot system of Capitol's competition, making me upload over seventy screenshots to try and win and making me get jackshit for it :angry:

ZACH ATTACK.

 

I miss my trumpet. Why the hell did they have to buy such a cheap one? The mouthpiece always got stuck and then it fell apart in my hands! I want to play my trumpet again. I could write songs on it now. I want a trumpet. I need a job. Yes, I am ungrateful. Why would I be happy to get something that breaks when you play it?

 

At the beginning of the video, didn't you have a mustach?

im thinking about people like ususally say like this "do you thinking what i am thinking?":dozey:

I must go water and weed the garden.. "Got to get ourselves back to the garden... by the time we got to Woodstock, we were half a million strong..":)

Thanks for everyone's support, but Josie the Kitty cat passed away this weekend. I had been listening to 42 and DAOHF but i do not know if they fitt having a pet that passed away. any suggestions to help the grief? fix you is not working either. thanks everybody. rolling sad eyes. maybe something from Parachutes

Thanks for everyone's support, but Josie the Kitty cat passed away this weekend. I had been listening to 42 and DAOHF but i do not know if they fitt having a pet that passed away. any suggestions to help the grief? fix you is not working either. thanks everybody. rolling sad eyes. maybe something from Parachutes

 

Very sorry to hear that. I don't know if it would fit, but try Marillion's "Beautiful", which is a wonderfully emotive and thought-provoking song.;)

Eeew that smells!

 

I should eat something... or not

 

...or maybe yes!?

 

God I'm indetermined today

Thanks for everyone's support, but Josie the Kitty cat passed away this weekend. I had been listening to 42 and DAOHF but i do not know if they fitt having a pet that passed away. any suggestions to help the grief? fix you is not working either. thanks everybody. rolling sad eyes. maybe something from Parachutes

so sorry to hear that :( i dunno what song to suggest :(...oh im really sad now :(

Does anyone remember Dixie Cup Jokes?

 

I'm thinking of "Dixie Cup" Jokes: (warning: these are very corny!:laugh3:)

What did God say to the mathematician? Go forth and multiply! (and so when 6 met 7, they had 42)

What did God say to the apple tree? Go forth and bear fruit!

What did God say to the Piano? Go forth carefully, & play in the living room!

What did God call the first time machine? A clock.

 

What did the Door say to the Piano? I'd like to open up to you, but I need a key first.

What did the Piano then say to the Door? I'd like to help, but I'm out of key.:laugh3:

 

And my favorite: When the Beatles were at the base of a mountain in Tibet, and they saw an avalanche coming down, what did they say to their fans?

Watch out for the Rolling Stones!:P

 

I know they're terrible, but I couldn't resist the temptation!

 

I'm thinking about how jealous I am of the people at the concert right now. :shocked2:

 

What did God say to the mathematician? Go forth and multiply! (and so when 6 met 7, they had 42)

 

:laugh3: Oh, and yay... it's 42! :dozey:

Mass Balance on a planetary scale; the movement of mercury and lead from source to destination, and what that means in terms of risks.

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