bart Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Stop smiling at the back J and apologies to anyone UNDER 25 - it will come to you ... especially number 3 - if you are a bloke. 1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush". 2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing. 3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start dreaming of having a son who might instead. 4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property section. 5. You prefer Later with Jools Holland to Top of the Pops. 6. All of a sudden, Tony Blair is not 50, he's only 50. 7. Before going out anywhere, you ask what the parking is like. 8. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they'll be all right for the garden. 9. You buy your first ever T-shirt without anything written on it. 10. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of a plastic winter cover for your garden bench and an electronic mole repellent for the lawn. Not to mention the plastic man for the car to deter would-be thieves. 11. You make an effort to be in and out of the curry house by 11. 12. Sure, you have more disposable income, but everything you want to buy costs between 200 and 500 quid. 13. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace and Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your child. 14. Pop music all starts to sound crap. 15. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they don't have any pictures on the menus and anyway, they do a really nice half-bottle of house white. 16. You become powerless to resist the lure of self-assembly furniture. 17. You always have enough milk in. 18. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing, you instead frequent really loud tapas restaurants and franchise pubs with wacky names in the mistaken belief that you have 19. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in. 20. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear. 21. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q. 22. You wish you had a shed. 23. You have a shed. 24. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that anymore" and "I remember when there were only 3 TV channels" and "Of course, in my day...." 25. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has some really interesting guests on. 26. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, you tut at schoolchildren whose diction is poor. 27. When sitting outside a pub you become envious of their hanging baskets 28. You come face to face with your own mortality for the first time, and the indestructibility of the 20s gives way to a realisation that you are but passing through this life and if you don't settle down soon and have kids you'll have no-one to look after you when you're old and frail and incontinent and you can't go on p**sing your life up against a wall forever and think of how many brain cells you're destroying every time a swift half turns into 10 pints, and look at that, a full set of stainless steel saucepans for 99 quid, they cost as much as 35 each if you buy them separately, and you get a milk pan thrown in, ... This is so true ! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JaK- Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 You prefer Later with Jools Holland to Top of the Pops. true for me already, they always plays better music, and at new years eve if im in, i still always watch it 14. Pop music all starts to sound crap. it always has done :P 9. You buy your first ever T-shirt without anything written on it. i'm wearing one right now :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Ali* Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 i prefer pizza express to pizza hut :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 :lol: *is scared* :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 ^^Same here and Im only 20 :stunned: well a couple at least mmmmh fresh milk :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JaK- Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 mmmmh fresh milk agrees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogieJ Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 19. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in. AWWWWW CRAP!!! Ask Jessy, while she was here id stay up til 1am to watch it on the discovery channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambergris Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 mmmmh fresh milk Yah, the milk is horrible for me but it tastes pretty good if u add it some pouder (Like chocolate) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burcu Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Aww,poor guys. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlissfullyMuse Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 5. You prefer Later with Jools Holland to Top of the Pops. I already do that :lol: 3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start dreaming of having a son who might instead. My b/f dreams of becoming a pro footballer and having a son who will be one :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Gordon Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 :P :P :P I have a long way to go b4 I reach 25...but when I do, I will NEVER forget what it's like to be a kid...so I will not be one of these "adult fucks" that act like they do no wrong.... :P :P :P :P adults suck balls! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Eeek scary stuff...I'm freaking out about turning 20 never mind 25 :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 well!! in 3 years i'm 25!! so fucking old! :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 25? old, is the best time :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JaK- Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 well!! in 3 years i'm 25!! so fucking old! actually you'll be 25 years young :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyce Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 yeah mimi...20´s are 20´s.... :/ ..... :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 well!! in 3 years i'm 25!! so fucking old! actually you'll be 25 years young :smug: that's a cute compliment dear!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Ali* Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 in 3 years i'm 25 i'll be 20, that's a scary thought :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 yeah! 20 sucks! hehehehe :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Ali* Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 :stunned: :dozey: fankoo maria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JaK- Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 i can't wait until im 16, i'll be able to earn some money at last and travl arounf to meet people i've met on here and stuff like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 25 is a cool age ;) you are still younger but more mature, good wines are older wines but not too older, is a good age (22 to 28) ;) or until 32 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Gordon Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 :P :P I'm happy being 13...no worries or any other crap...and I turn 14 Dec 31st... but I can wait :P :P :P :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessa Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 :/ i'm affraid. next year i will be 25... :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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