Still waiting for nominations!!

Ashlee Simposon with her hilarious SNL cock up :lol:

*What was that?? Isn't she related to JESSICA Simpson??

Ashlee Simposon with her hilarious SNL cock up :lol:

 

:lol: :lol:

Yeah she's her sister.

 

She did this interview saying she'd never lip sync and that she hated it. Then she went on Saturday Night Live and sung one song and then later sang the other. Trouble is she started to 'sing' the lyrics for her new single but the first song started playing. She just stood there for a minute then ran off :lol:

 

Later she blamed her band :dozey:

A bad worker always blames the tools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Maybe her real name is Ash-"Mini Vani"-Lee Simpson???? :lol:

and she blamed acid reflux disease.... :lol: psh yeah right....

ARD?? Never heard of it!! Could that be a figment of her imagination along with her singing ability?? In Germany ARD is a TV station. Maybe she's sucking up to them in return for some exposure!! :lol:

manifactured pop isnt bad if they are good looking females in my opinion :lol: :P

Well unfortunately it's that kind of thinking that's responsible for so much trash being inflicted upon us in the first place. The girls will say the same about the likes of Wastelife and B*stard. The fact is, the music? sucks and doesn't deserve to get an airing at all!! There are loads of glamour-pusses in the magazines - that doesn't mean they all have a right to sing. Anyway, you'll probably grow out of it (I hope)! :o)

I was joking mate...lol :lol:

 

I love music, not "music" ;)

If you're so desperate to listen to a "chart" star who looks good too, I suggest you give Joss Stone a try. She happens to have a phenomenal voice!!

:lol: im not...im fine...but thank you ;)

As long as you really ARE joking, you're absolved!! :lol: There's a website for people who like that kind of cr*p - it's called Pop Justice. However, as soon as you criticise any of the "artistes" on there, you get "banned". Try it out and see!

:lol: really? im quite tempted to see that :D

Please, go ahead - and see if you can manage to get banned from it for a laugh!! :lol:

indeedy :lol:

Anyway, for posterity, I feel it's time for me to post my award-winning lyric to Michelle "Fat"Manus's horrendous ditty "All This Time".

Please feel free to add to it or post any other alternative lyrics you might think up:

 

"All This Time..............................

I've scoffed a hundred cakes today,

I look like a whale you've gotta say,

Can you hazard a guess how much I weigh?

 

All This Time,

This is a bl**dy dreadful song,

It just drones on and on and on,

My singing career won't last for long.......................

 

And that last line seems to have been very prophetic!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

To be officially added to the list: anyone from Pop Idol and Popstars with the exception of Will Young.

Plus ALL boy bands without exception!!

Um, Clay Aiken. Just b/c I don't think he should be THAT popular.

 

Oh, and Lindsay Lohan's song "Rumors" is like the worst piece of crap, possibly ever.

 

She needs to get away. Fast.

I'm familiar with Clay "Ache"ken as American Idol was shown in the U.K., but although he can at least sing, I think his style of music is very bland and unappealing. Then again, I think Ruben was very overrated, too - like a vastly inferior version of Luther Vandross.

Don't think either of them has released anything remotely decent since the competition.

I think American Idol and U.K. Pop Idol have one thing in common - the first winners (namely Kelly Clarkson and Will Young) were head and shoulders above anyone who have followed since.

The competitions have gone downhill since - the greatest example being Michelle "Fat"manus. She was useless!

Um, Clay Aiken. Just b/c I don't think he should be THAT popular.

 

Oh, and Lindsay Lohan's song "Rumors" is like the worst piece of crap, possibly ever.

 

She needs to get away. Fast.

 

I don't know anything about this Lindsay Lohan at all - can anyone enlighten me?? Is she an alien abductee who has mysteriously returned to Earth or something? Can anyone supply a photo?

What type of song is it?

Is that Michelle "Fat"Manus?

Michelle "Fat"Manus??