~the 'official' sexy fit men thread~

[Macintosh]

:laugh3:

[eff-exx]

Lyvie I'll have to dedicate some pictures of Andrew to you when I see MGMT in August :wacky: he is really lovely!

 

PLEASE DO. :wideeyed:

 

The Nose knows you haven't been posting nearly enough pictures of him :snobby:

 

 

lulwut wow i kill myself :dead:

 

 

That's a good one. :wacko:

[Ms Magpie]

Where's Alex? :surprised:

[darbelis12]

Nice barry woman.

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[Ambergris]

he looks as if he had really painful styes. :sick:

[a_face_of_light]

I think that's just part of the vampire make up:confused:

[Ambergris]

I know... sorry but I hate styes... Some weeks ago I had one. :shifty:

[eff-exx]

 

 

:drunk:

<3

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

^I don't like him. It bugs me that he looks a lot like someone but I don't remember who :/

[eff-exx]

Aww. :sad:

 

 

:cheesy:

[Ms Magpie]

Niiiiiice. :sneaky:

[Lizzybear]

Where's Alex? :surprised:

 

 

here you go nina!

 

 

 

 

 

 

"move along fangirls... nothing going on here..."

[Lizzybear]

Aww. :sad:

 

 

:cheesy:

 

i love how the rest of this picture shows him hanging out with Dave. and he's just wearing a Gorillaz shirt.. hahahahh poor Dave :lol:

[hotdensestate]

 

For Lauren. :mellow:

 

Sadly he is gay as a fairy. :sad:

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

For the record, I only said he looks gay.

[indanomati]

Hahaha

[MissSpies]

 

Damon is handsdown the sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on! he could do me in his cardboard box for all i care!

 

I read that link you posted in his thread about him blowing all this money at some strip joint?! ROFL that was a funny read. i cant imagine little boyish Damon in a strip joint. I imagine all the strippers were quite shy at first, "like what is damon albarn doing here?" :D

 

[Lizzybear]

^ Instant new friend! :lol:

 

 

lmao, hobo damon doing the ladies in his cardboard box

(actually i submitted quite a similar fantasy to the Britpop Sexual Frustration tumblr blog, yes I do follow such things, dont judge me :shame: )

 

 

oh god, xD shy strippers? what would he of said to them? "Ladies, ladies please. Confidence is a preference!" :P

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

Hobo.

[MissSpies]

^ Instant new friend! :lol:

 

 

lmao, hobo damon doing the ladies in his cardboard box

(actually i submitted quite a similar fantasy to the Britpop Sexual Frustration tumblr blog, yes I do follow such things, dont judge me :shame: )

 

 

oh god, xD shy strippers? what would he of said to them? "Ladies, ladies please. Confidence is a preference!" :P

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

He quotes his own lyrics to them strippers !! " Why don't one of you Girls & Boys come stick your Beetlebum in my face. I promise not to be a Charmless Man and if I liek you a lot, I might take you to my Country House, There's No Other Way. WOO HOOO 50 lap dances please!!!!!!"

:P:P

 

there is a sexual frustration Britpop version?! link me please! :o i need to read it

 

 

he is so DILF-able!!! :dead:

[bedofroses]

He quotes his own lyrics to them strippers !! " Why don't one of you Girls & Boys come stick your Beetlebum in my face. I promise not to be a Charmless Man and if I liek you a lot, I might take you to my Country House, There's No Other Way. WOO HOOO 50 lap dances please!!!!!!"

 

:lol::lol:

 

sweet little dames, how could you?

 

[Lizzybear]

Dames, isn't so innocent Kelly! ^^ :dead:

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

He quotes his own lyrics to them strippers !! " Why don't one of you Girls & Boys come stick your Beetlebum in my face. I promise not to be a Charmless Man and if I liek you a lot, I might take you to my Country House, There's No Other Way. WOO HOOO 50 lap dances please!!!!!!"

:P:P

 

there is a sexual frustration Britpop version?! link me please! :o i need to read it

 

 

he is so DILF-able!!! :dead:

 

FUUUUUUUU MY LYFE :laugh3::laugh3:

 

DYING! DYING & CRYING :laugh3:

 

That's brilliant!

 

 

Omg hahaha DILF-able... I'll have to start using that from now on!

 

Oh god, are you sure you want the link?

 

Here it is, this crazy guy last night submitted some big Blur orgy porno to it !! TEARS, TEARS EVERYWHERE. I drowned in an ocean of my own tears reading it last night. What a beautiful piece of literature it is :wacky:

 

http://britpopsexualfrustration.tumblr.com/

[MissSpies]

Dames, isn't so innocent Kelly! ^^ :dead:

 

 

 

 

FUUUUUUUU MY LYFE :laugh3::laugh3:

 

DYING! DYING & CRYING :laugh3:

 

That's brilliant!

 

 

Omg hahaha DILF-able... I'll have to start using that from now on!

 

Oh god, are you sure you want the link?

 

Here it is, this crazy guy last night submitted some big Blur orgy porno to it !! TEARS, TEARS EVERYWHERE. I drowned in an ocean of my own tears reading it last night. What a beautiful piece of literature it is :wacky:

 

http://britpopsexualfrustration.tumblr.com/

 

WAIT A GUY WROTE THIS?!?! :o:o:o:o:o

 

 

I want an orgy with all of Blur. I want all four of them to fuck my pussy so hard and deep. All of us will be around a pool and Damon will start off by rubbing tanning lotion all over my back while straddling me. He will dry hump me with his swimming trunks on first. Then when he’s all hard, and I can’t stand it anymore, we will get naked and I’ll give him the best bow job he has ever had in his life. He’s so long and hard, I lick all up his shaft and suck him like the world is going to end. He moans my name and is pulling my hair. He finally cums all in my mouth and face and I swallow every bit that I can lick the rest off my face. Then I HAVE DAMON BEND ME OVER OUR LAWN CHAIR AND FUCK ME HARD IN MY PUSSY AND THEN ME ON MY KNEES SUCKING HIS COCK AGAIN! I SUCK HIS FUCK. HE LITERALLY FUCKS AND HUMPS MY MOUTH AS I GAG AND TRY NOT TO THROW UP FROM HIM PENETRATING MY THROAT. HE PULLS OUT OF MY MOUTH AND CUMS ALL OVER MY CHEST…. TURN ME AROUND AND FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND WHILE HE HITTING ME FROM THE BACK HE SPANKING MY ASS ASKING ME WHOSE MY DADDY! AND ME TELLING HIM YOU ARE AND ASKING HIM IF HE LIKES THAT AND TELLING HIM TO FUCK ME HARDER!! GOING ON ALL NIGHT FOR HOURS ME DOING HIM AND HE DOING ME UNTIL I BEG HIM TO STOP AND CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE.

DID I MENTION HE PULLING MY HAIR WHILE HE FUCKING ME HARD IN THE ASS AND ME SCREAMING FUCK ME FUCK ME HARDER DAMO.

 

Meanwhile, Graham and Alex and Dave our having an orgy right in front of us. Their taking turns sucking each others cocks and cumming in each others faces and licking it off each other.

 

When I’ve worn Damon out, Graham comes next to me. He massages me and I catch my breath. It’s not for long though as he starts sucking my nipples and biting ever so teasingly my breasts. While his hands are seperating my legs then he starts to rub my clit with his finger than he puts two fingers in me and starts sliding them in and out then he puts his cock in my mouth and starts having me give him a blow job while he finger banging me and I cum all over his hand then he sticks the tip of his cock in my ass and continues to play with my clit while he pushes his cock up against my ass and I start to have an orgasm I want him to fuck me so bad then he turns me over and he sticks his cock in my ass and his fingers in my pussy and he starts fucking me in the ass and he playing with my pussy the whole time and he is fucking me deeper and deeper and harder in the ass and I cum all over his fingers again then he grabs me by the tits and starts to fuck me as hard as he can in the ass and I am cumming all over myself then he cums in me and he tells me how fucking hot it is to fuck me and I tell him that my pussy is so hot that I need him to fuck me again and he plays with my pussy again until I have another orgasim and I finally feel like I can rest for a little while so he will do it again.

 

Dave is next but Damon and Graham want me more now too. I suck Dave off so hard, while Damon and Graham lick at my vagina and kiss my **** so sweetly, making out occasionally themselves. Alex isn’t left out. While I’m sucking Dave off, he comes to fuck Dave from behind. Dave gets his turn too, I ride him hard. Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Alex is fondling my breasts as I ride Dave and Damon and Graham are on the other lawn chair, fucking the daylights out of each other. Dave finally gives me a rim job and spanks me hard.

 

Alex is last and he pulls out some of his cheese that he has made. he rubs it all over me and licks it off. I lick it off him and bite at his nipples. He sucks on my titties till they are red and bleeding, as I jerk him off. He cums all over my hands and I lick my hands, I cannot get enough of him.He wants me to sit on his face. I do he licks and licks and licks me out. I squirt and gush all over him. Damon and Graham and Dave come to lick up the rest of my squirting all over his face. Me and Alex 69 then. I ride him hard, doggy style, titty fucking, and anal again. We do it all since he is the last. Meanwhile Graham has given Dave a blow job and Dave came in his mouth. Dave then spit all the cum into Damon’s mouth. Damon now comes to me to spit all their cum into my mouth. I happily receive it and swallow it. I wash it all down with another piece of Alex’s cheese.

 

We do this everyday for the rest of our lives.

 

 

 

OMG hahahahhahahahahhah :lol::lol::lol::lol:

What is THAT!?!??!

Blur always had some nutjob fans didnt they :P

It really I guess wasn't too bad till the end... :thinking:

 

but that blog is brilliant i almost want to make a tumblr just to summit things to it! LOL

[Lizzybear]

^ OH MY GOD, You posted it!

 

*hides for even posting the link*

 

I pity the random soul who comes in here to read it next! :P

 

And yes, a guy wrote that. He is this tumblr troll who loves Liam and Oasis. But I guess extremely gay for Blur too :inquisitive:

 

 

 

Oh and I stole Lexxie's innocence when I showed her that post :mellow: