gah its late and im bored and i need some stimulation. thus i have made this thread, earning me 50 bling as a bonus :D :smug:

 

so what are ppls funniest childhood memory. i shall start with mine...

 

my dad was giving me and my brother a bath one fine day. i was about 1 - 2 yrs old and my bro was 3 yrs older (he still is infact). my sweet brother decided it was a good idea to do a dirty great dung. i started bawling my eyes out so my dad grabbed me and tried to calm me down, leaving my bro in the bath with his new friend for a minute until mum came along to get him.

 

interesting... i hope theres better and less seedier ones than mine...

puah! I had a bord when I was 8 and one time the bird got out of his cage and a fan killed him. My mom and I started to cry like a couple of stupid and I asked to her "mommy, we should to call the police" my mom with tears in her eyes said "what? for what?" and i said the most stupid thing "because we have to tell them, Mr. Policeman, the fan killed the birdie" my mom stoped of cry and she fell down of the chair because she was laughing her ass off! mwwhahahah

Umm.... when i got chased up Cadbury Hill, Kent, by three alsatians! I was so scared! I was only 8 :lol:

i got a slightly more disturbing memory. i touched a poo in the toilet bowl and also a breadstick in some undies one day at school as a dare. i was in yr 3 or 4 at that time. the principal caught us and took me and my friends to talk about it. i was very upset that day... :lol:

Mine was when I saw my sister giving my brother a swing (if you don't know what it is, it's when someone swings you around by your arms) and she let go of him and ran into a wall...but he split his head open....maybe that bit wasn't funny, but it was funny to me...at the time....guh I dunno anymore :rolleyes: :lol:

I think I was about 5yrs old.. my sister was 9, my dad use to imitate the Incredible Hulk... so one night.. as he was getting home from work.. getting ready to take a shower, his room was in the basement.. my grandparents lived upstairs (yes.. we lived them too) so anyhoo... we kept begging my dad to do the Hulk.. and he said no because he was going to really scare us one day.. so he'd better not. We insisted.. and he said NO angrily.. we knew he meant business.. so we proceeded to leave... when out of nowhere.. he jumps out of the bathroom door... and 'aaaarrgggghhhhh'!!! he yells out.... we ran up the stairs scared as shit... when I got to the top of the stairs.. I could hear my dad ans sister laughing... when I went back down.... I see my slippers laid out there... right in the place I was standing... he has scared me literally out of my slippers... :lol: :lol:

 

meh, maybe you had to be there.. lol

first thing that popped into my head...umm when i was in pre-school, mindy was at the top of this slide and i was behind her, and she was taking to long so i pushed her and she fell off the side :lol: she was crying a lot.

 

i'm so mean.. :P

Aaaahahaha poor mindy :lol:

When I was little, I used to poo my pants and then sit in the sandbox in my backyard and pretend that I hadn't.

hey that reminds me!! when i was a baby and i used to poop in my diaper i would push one of my older half sisters down and then sit on her face.

When I was little' date=' I used to poo my pants and then sit in the sandbox in my backyard and pretend that I hadn't.[/quote']

 

I still do that in the bath. Not my pants of course..

eww, that's gross. :worried2:

Think how I feel

:wreck:

But you don't wear pants when you bathe do you?

I edited ;)

 

I hide it with the soap.

Right.... disturbing.

i remember the time i was in the shower and the door was open. and i saw my bro peeking thru the gap in the door... this was a long time ago i can asure u

this is from like 2 yrs ago, i had to read a oral report in my class, and i froze up and almost fainted, i totaly forgot what i was sapposed to say. i stood at the front of the room for like 5 minutes without saying a word. lol

^ lol u poor thing

It makes for a great story though, lol. atleast im not like that too bad anymore! :lol:

shit ur making me nervous i got an oral due tomoz... im doing it now(or at least pretending to) :D

lol, well good luck on it and remember. dont freeze up. ;)

^you were 15 then? that sounds embarrassing..i loathe public speaking!

 

i was about 5 or 6 years old, and my aunt had come to visit from south america. during her stay, she had kept telling me she was going to take me with her when she left back for home. being a naive child, i seriously believed her. so, the night before she left i packed more than half of my clothes in some of her luggage without anyone's knowledge. the day of flight, she left and i lost my precious wardrobe w/o saying a word....it's weird, i don't remember caring about being left, or not having my clothes anymore...my mom and aunt got in contact a day later having a laugh fest over this...to this day those clothes still remain with her in south america :)

lol that sucks.

^ yeah, it does suck now that i think about it...i want my clothes back.