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Father Ted.

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Ted : "Dougal... Have you been drinking?"

Dougal : "I have Ted, I've been drinking like a mad eejit."

 

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

The greatest show on the planet :lol:

Haaaaa! Great quote!

 

Graham Norton was the BEST on that show!

 

"These lot are a MAAAAD bunch of eejits ted! Tony was going mental last night he must have been on heroin or something!"

 

"I only had 2 pints..." :lol:

i love it. :D

 

its not on here anymore tho :cry:

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"These lot are a MAAAAD bunch of eejits ted! Tony was going mental last night he must have been on heroin or something!"

 

"I only had 2 pints..." :lol:

 

:laugh1:

 

hahahaha!!!!!

 

"Will you shut up!! Will you just shut up, SHUT UP!!"

 

"Well... Well I never. You're in for it now Toooonyyy. I'm putting you on my list of enemies :snobby: " ..... (writes something down)

"Only joking!!!!!! Look what I really wrote!!" "I really, really like Tony".

HAAAHAHAHA I was going to post that one too! BRILLIANT!

 

I'll think of more tomorow

Hahaha, Aww amn I haven't this for wuite a while

Best part has to be where Graham Nortan is stuck in the cave singing Bohemian Rhapsody though :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mrs. Doyle: And what do you say to a cup?

Jack: Feck off cup!

 

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha!

 

Dougal: Who would have thought being hit by lightening would land you in hospital

Ted: What? What are you talking about? Of course it can land you in hospital

Dougal: Well it's not usually serious is it Ted. I mean, I was hit by lightening a few times and I never had to go to hospital

Ted: Yes Dougal, but you're different from most people. All that happened to you was that balloons kept sticking to you

 

 

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i have 2 oput of 4 dvds of father ted, love it!

omg i loved that show. i was really sad when it ended. oh GO ON!go on go on go on go on!

"How's your bra?"

*snigger*

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^ lol.

 

Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These (pointing to plastic cows on table) are very small; those

(pointing at cows in field ) are far away...

 

 

Dougal : Do you believe in God, then Ted?

 

Jack : Feck! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!

i have a father ted sig @coldplay.com

i loveeeee it! :D

 

here it is

"Once again Dougal, you've made me look like a complete fool in front of real people. Thanks very much"

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Hahaha!! Lol @ pictureLolly Pop :D

 

Dougal: "TED!!!!!!! I just remembered that I missed breakfast!! I couldn't ... I couldn't die from the hunger could I?"

Dougal: "I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there "

 

 

:lol:

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hahahahahaha!!!

 

But I don't remember which episode that quote is from :surprised: :embarrased:

HAHAHA thats from. argh whats that from.

 

The Eurovision song contest?

:lol: I lerrrrrrve Father Ted

 

Dougal: Knock Knock

Ted: Who's there?

Dougal: Father Dougal McGuire

Ted: Goodnight Dougal

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Haha! That's really addictive :embarrased: :lol:

:lol: i know...if you dont splat them the get bigger

 

ahhhh what fun lol i need a father ted dvd :cry:

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Me too :( I still can't believe I haven't got one :inquisitive:

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