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describe your perfect woman

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Female, 5' 7", 16-21, blonde/brunette, blue or brown or green eye, slender legs, lovely pair of tits, not skinny but thin, beautiful smile, lovely laugh, drinks beer (without making me look stupid), loves Coldplay, loves silly jokes, has nice parents, texts u, phones u but only occasionally, likes to talk nonsense but also about interesting stuff, listens to my rambling, honest when it matters most.

 

If you're this girl, please tell me.

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You've described mine to. not really the beer part. i love hazel eyes. but definatly the silly jokes. hehe

Female, 5' 7", 16-21, blonde/brunette, blue or brown or green eye, slender legs, lovely pair of tits, not skinny but thin, beautiful smile, lovely laugh, drinks beer (without making me look stupid), loves Coldplay, loves silly jokes, has nice parents, texts u, phones u but only occasionally, likes to talk nonsense but also about interesting stuff, listens to my rambling, honest when it matters most.

 

If you're this girl, please tell me.

 

This pretty much does it for me too, except for the beer part, I don't drink, but if she wanted to I wouldn't have a problem with it as long as it wasn't excessive, and I also like redheads too. ;)

oh yeah man, that TOTALLY describes me..

 

i forget why i came to this messageboard..

About 3-4 hundred pounds, 4 feet tall, no hair, at all, acne, BO problem.

Two eyes, one mouth, two legs, two arms, a head...

 

A brain to think

A "heart" to love

 

And SENSE OF HUMOUR, please.

Haahahahaha! Sounding a little desparate :P

:lol: :lol: :P

Well, it is kinda typical, man :rolleyes: But Im the superficial kind

Basically, what lot have already said. Just need to add:

 

Loves sport, and please God, let her understand the offside rule!!!

Nice personality... that's all that matters really...

Female, 5' 7", 16-21, blonde/brunette, blue or brown or green eye, slender legs, lovely pair of tits, not skinny but thin, beautiful smile, lovely laugh, drinks beer (without making me look stupid), loves Coldplay, loves silly jokes, has nice parents, texts u, phones u but only occasionally, likes to talk nonsense but also about interesting stuff, listens to my rambling, honest when it matters most.

 

If you're this girl, please tell me.

 

Oh gosh thats me - apart from the height hehe

 

I'm:

 

5'6"

Blonde

Blue Eyes

Thin but not disgustingly

I look ok I guess hehe

My parents rock! I love Coldplay and they do too

I like to drink...beer spesh (I like having fun)

Listens txts calls loves and is honest

 

and....

 

has a bf hehe

:lol:

About 3-4 hundred pounds' date=' 4 feet tall, no hair, at all, acne, BO problem.[/quote']

 

 

well why didnt you say baby?

im right here!

About 3-4 hundred pounds' date=' 4 feet tall, no hair, at all, acne, BO problem.[/quote']

 

 

well why didnt you say baby?

im right here!

 

:lol:

I also like redheads too.

love you for saying that! hehe :P

About 3-4 hundred pounds' date=' 4 feet tall, no hair, at all, acne, BO problem.[/quote']

 

 

well why didnt you say baby?

im right here!

 

:lol:

 

 

hehe :P

Two eyes, one mouth, two legs, two arms, a head...

 

A brain to think

A "heart" to love

 

And SENSE OF HUMOUR, please.

 

impressive. Is that your line to get chicks?

 

@Reilly: Perfect! You just pretty much described my dream man...only the no hair should be replaced with "real hairy...especially on the back"...oh yeah, so sexy.

 

My perfect woman: Angelina Jolie. But other than that I have no real type when it comes to women :rolleyes:

i love hairy legs :cool: on a man or woman, haha!

nah, just men

Yeah, there's always possibility.

 

impressive. Is that your line to get chicks?

 

Btw, no I just meant I'm not really exigent about it. If the girl is very pretty ( would be cool if she's intelligent too though) and is compatible with me, that's good.

Ceckers should just rename this "Describe your perfect partner"

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