Ha the other night at the concert Chris was finishing singing Yellow and he wanted us to sing it to Jonny. He was like "Jonny is just a big ball of man love" or something to that effect. I thought it was so cute.

 

was it "look at the stars, jonny, look how they shine, jonny, for you, you big, handsome chunk of love"?

:wacky:

:wacky:

another rove interview! it was from the 2003 one.

 

YouTube - Chris Martin - Rove [live] interview 2003

 

at least i think that's what you're talking about.

 

merci :kiss:

 

Love this interview :lol:

POST!

:lol:

 

 

Chris: I drool all over the place. We did this VH1 Storytellers the other day, and I could feel there was a Grandpa Simpson bit of drool coming out. I was like, "I hope the camera's on Jon [buckland, the guitarist]" - because there's nothing you can do. I just shake a lot. If you're in Row A at a Coldplay show, you can really go away with a lot of DNA. You could literally re-create us.

 

Haha, I LOVE that quote! :P I just had to go through about 9 years of old Rolling Stone magazines, and I found that interview (along with the most GORGEOUS Chris pic ever :sweatdrop:) and ripped it out :wacky:

 

And 99% of the quotes in my Word document I got from this thread and all its backpages, so it would be a bit redundant to post :P.

these (which i found in the very first pages of the thread) deserve to be posted again.

 

Chris: "Now for this last song we are going to turn on all the lights

so everyone can see how lovely everyone else looks. And young men can

see young women and then go off into the night and have children."

[Jonny laughs]

Chris: "...and please, if you are underage, wear a condom"

[Jonny and Guy laugh]

Chris: "Now if you are 17 and forgot to wear a condom this song is for

you, this song is called Trouble"

 

and....

 

Interviewer: "Would you like to work with Destiny's Child?"

Will(in a dirty voice): "Oh yeah, we'd REALLY like to work with

Destiny's Child."

Interviewer: "That's a bit sleazy."

Will (shyly): "Oh, I'm only joking."

Guy: "Jon wasn't." [Jon bursts out laughing]

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

^I think "Beyonce" replaces "Destiny's Child" in the last one, but maybe I have it wrong and it really is Destiny's Child.

 

This is one of my favorites:

“Last year, in an attempt to impress my family I tried to cook some fish and peas, but I forgot to turn on the vent. And the thing about our fire alarm is that it's connected to the fire station. So the fire engine comes around, and I was in a panic. I said, ‘Guys, I'm sorry. There's no fire'. Then, two months later, I said, ‘Right - I'm gonna have another crack at this' - and the same thing happened. Just as I'm running outside, the fire engine pulls up and the fireman says: ‘Have you been cooking again, Chris?' So then I had to take a walk because I was a bit shaky. As it happened, the fire engine was going the same way, and they said, ‘Do you want a lift?' There are good days and not so good days, you know? But, the thing is...I got to have a ride in a fire engine. How cool is that?”

I especially like the last part I bolded, just because it sounds like he's going to say something profound about the nature of life in relation to good and bad days or something...and then he just talks about how awesome riding in a fire truck is :lol:.

:lol:

:chris:=:heart:

Chris: We always touch heads for some reason.

Jonny: If anyone got nits it would be a nightmare.

Chris: We share nits and lice before we go onstage. Will never gets them cause he has a shaved head, though.

Jonny: He gets beard ones.

 

:lol:

^OMG where is that from? :lol:

 

Originally Posted by _Broken_Doll_;982602

Chris: "Now for this last song we are going to turn on all the lights

so everyone can see how lovely everyone else looks. And young men can

see young women and then go off into the night and have children."

[Jonny laughs]

Chris: "...and please, if you are underage, wear a condom"

[Jonny and Guy laugh]

Chris: "Now if you are 17 and forgot to wear a condom this song is for

you, this song is called Trouble"

 

and....

 

Interviewer: "Would you like to work with Destiny's Child?"

Will(in a dirty voice): "Oh yeah, we'd REALLY like to work with

Destiny's Child."

Interviewer: "That's a bit sleazy."

Will (shyly): "Oh, I'm only joking."

Guy: "Jon wasn't." [Jon bursts out laughing]

 

wish I could hear that.Being sneaky

LOL, these are all really great I spent all day just reading all these from pg 1 to 78, it took a while but I did it YAY!!!

 

Here is one of my favorites-

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_ddxoy-q7M]YouTube - Chris and Guy ACL interview 2005[/ame]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CP

Chris: "Now for this last song we are going to turn on all the lights

so everyone can see how lovely everyone else looks. And young men can

see young women and then go off into the night and have children."

[Jonny laughs]

Chris: "...and please, if you are underage, wear a condom"

[Jonny and Guy laugh]

Chris: "Now if you are 17 and forgot to wear a condom this song is for

you, this song is called Trouble"

 

:laugh3: :bomb: *explodes*

omg this isn't really a quote but in that NME video up there on the site I just burst out laughing at about 14:00 minutes when Guy is pulling Jon's leg and then he ends up pulling the couch with Jon on it

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Chris: "My little brother doesn't really like Coldplay, he's into

heavier stuff..."

Interviewer: "Like metal?"

Chris: "No, fatter singers."

 

and

 

On a radio show they were told to set a question for the audience to

answer to win a prize. Will spent ages and ages thinking of one and was

chuffed when he came up with:

Will: "Okay, thought of one. What was the name of the EP that we had 500

copies made of.."

Chris: "Safety!"

Will: "You prick!! "

 

and..

 

Chris: "Now for this last song we are going to turn on all the lights

so everyone can see how lovely everyone else looks. And young men can

see young women and then go off into the night and have children."

[Jonny laughs]

Chris: "...and please, if you are underage, wear a condom"

[Jonny and Guy laugh]

Chris: "Now if you are 17 and forgot to wear a condom this song is for

you, this song is called Trouble"

 

and....

 

Interviewer: "Would you like to work with Destiny's Child?"

Will(in a dirty voice): "Oh yeah, we'd REALLY like to work with

Destiny's Child."

Interviewer: "That's a bit sleazy."

Will (shyly): "Oh, I'm only joking."

Guy: "Jon wasn't." [Jon bursts out laughing]

 

Does anyone know where I can find these interviews ?!!

(when talking about how tell someone if they smell bad)

Chris: I dont mean to be a dickhead but your breath isn't so good

Jonny: I think you stink.

(when talking about how tell someone if they smell bad)

Chris: I dont mean to be a dickhead but your breath isn't so good

Jonny: I think you stink.

 

:stunned:

:laugh3:

:bomb::bomb:

Does anyone have a video of Chris going "wheeeeeeeeeee"?

Sorry, tha banana hair cut is from the Two Fingers to Poverty video. They're in ghana and a woman passes with on eof those baskets on her head with bananas in it and he says "Check out this lady with the banana hair-cut". It was subtle and i nearly missed it but it was so funny. And then he does his dance :lol: "Something told me i was gonna regret this..... but what the hell"

It is precisely 55 seconds in. Having said that, im probably wrong. He dances at like 3.20 :o amazing :sneaky: :D :D

Anybody has that video?

I think I would remember that if I've seen it!

Those posts are on page 28 in the thread...

 

It's not this one:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yKIbQr8Hbc]YouTube - Coldplay - Trip To Ghana (March 2005)[/ame]

But there must have been a similar one!

(when talking about how tell someone if they smell bad)

Chris: I dont mean to be a dickhead but your breath isn't so good

Jonny: I think you stink.

 

haha, jonny boy!:laugh3:

dude = ricky gervais

:laugh3:love all of these quotes!!

 

Chris: "Now for this last song we are going to turn on all the lights

so everyone can see how lovely everyone else looks. And young men can

see young women and then go off into the night and have children."

[Jonny laughs]

Chris: "...and please, if you are underage, wear a condom"

[Jonny and Guy laugh]

Chris: "Now if you are 17 and forgot to wear a condom this song is for

you, this song is called Trouble"

 

and....

 

Interviewer: "Would you like to work with Destiny's Child?"

Will(in a dirty voice): "Oh yeah, we'd REALLY like to work with

Destiny's Child."

Interviewer: "That's a bit sleazy."

Will (shyly): "Oh, I'm only joking."

Guy: "Jon wasn't." [Jon bursts out laughing]

 

 

where is this from?????

LOL these are all so funny.

 

 

 

 

CP

I got another one for you guys, this one left me cracking up for a while!!!-

 

 

Chris- "For about a month every song had the word sad in it cuz this girl had come around to our house called Alice Hill and I'd really fancied her and she'd come round and instead like a flippping nunts instead of going 'yeah Alice we can have a drink and go out yeah I said 'Alice this is Jonny he lives here this is Tim and Jim, they live here too' umm I don't know what to do I'll make you a salad' so I made this lady a salad and it was sh**, it was really not very nice, this is what made us into an angst rockband. I made her this salad yeah and it had sugar in it big mistake, sugar and lettuce something like that, I should have taken her to a restaurant or something I didn't have any money. Anyway she left, never spoke to her again, and then that night I wrote a song called 'Panic', Alice if you're listening sorry for the salad".

LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CP

:laugh3:love all of these quotes!!

 

Chris: "Now for this last song we are going to turn on all the lights

so everyone can see how lovely everyone else looks. And young men can

see young women and then go off into the night and have children."

[Jonny laughs]

Chris: "...and please, if you are underage, wear a condom"

[Jonny and Guy laugh]

Chris: "Now if you are 17 and forgot to wear a condom this song is for

you, this song is called Trouble"

 

and....

 

Interviewer: "Would you like to work with Destiny's Child?"

Will(in a dirty voice): "Oh yeah, we'd REALLY like to work with

Destiny's Child."

Interviewer: "That's a bit sleazy."

Will (shyly): "Oh, I'm only joking."

Guy: "Jon wasn't." [Jon bursts out laughing]

 

 

where is this from?????

 

I wish I could hear/see that.I wanna see Guy and Will's faces.Since do they say stuff like that (I mean in public)?Chris is usually the one being sleazy.

:laugh3:sugar salad♥

I got another one for you guys, this one left me cracking up for a while!!!-

 

 

Chris- "For about a month every song had the word sad in it cuz this girl had come around to our house called Alice Hill and I'd really fancied her and she'd come round and instead like a flippping nunts instead of going 'yeah Alice we can have a drink and go out yeah I said 'Alice this is Jonny he lives here this is Tim and Jim, they live here too' umm I don't know what to do I'll make you a salad' so I made this lady a salad and it was sh**, it was really not very nice, this is what made us into an angst rockband. I made her this salad yeah and it had sugar in it big mistake, sugar and lettuce something like that, I should have taken her to a restaurant or something I didn't have any money. Anyway she left, never spoke to her again, and then that night I wrote a song called 'Panic', Alice if you're listening sorry for the salad".

LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CP

 

WTF...:lol:

VIVA LA RANDOMNESS!

:lol::lol::lol: