this interview is riddled with priceless chris quotes. i was almost in tears reading some of it:

 

LOL. I wonder if Chris changed his tone as he pronounced each punctuation of lost.

 

This interview merited a bucketful of classic Chris Martin quotes.

 

"Let's not beat around the bush. Let's not even walk around the bush. Let's get right in the Bush, let's set fire to the bush... "(I was expecting Chris to go Oasis on the interviewer lol)

 

"I think she's very delectable, but she's not so electable." :D

 

If you don't mind I copied my post from the other thread...

CHRIS: “Last year, in an attempt to impress my family I tried to cook some fish and peas, but I forgot to turn on the vent. And the thing about our fire alarm is that it's connected to the fire station. So the fire engine comes around, and I was in a panic. I said, ‘Guys, I'm sorry. There's no fire'. Then, two months later, I said, ‘Right - I'm gonna have another crack at this' - and the same thing happened. Just as I'm running outside, the fire engine pulls up and the fireman says: ‘Have you been cooking again, Chris?' So then I had to take a walk because I was a bit shaky. As it happened, the fire engine was going the same way, and they said, ‘Do you want a lift?'”

Okay,but eeh....my quote: Chris about Guy: If he wasn't in Coldplay he would be in prison :lol:

 

I don't understand. What is his point?

CHRIS: “Last year, in an attempt to impress my family I tried to cook some fish and peas, but I forgot to turn on the vent. And the thing about our fire alarm is that it's connected to the fire station. So the fire engine comes around, and I was in a panic. I said, ‘Guys, I'm sorry. There's no fire'. Then, two months later, I said, ‘Right - I'm gonna have another crack at this' - and the same thing happened. Just as I'm running outside, the fire engine pulls up and the fireman says: ‘Have you been cooking again, Chris?' So then I had to take a walk because I was a bit shaky. As it happened, the fire engine was going the same way, and they said, ‘Do you want a lift?'”

 

Chelsea, you left out the best part!

 

“There are good days and not so good days, you know? But, the thing is...” Long pause. “I got to have a ride in a fire engine. How cool is that?”

 

I can just picture him saying that like an overly excited 5 year old boy... :laugh3: This entire story is priceless, I was laughing out loud! Can you imagine trying to live with him? :rolleyes:

Can you imagine trying to live with him? :rolleyes:

 

yes, i can :wideeyed:

 

:lol: :P

and yes, you're right, i somehow forgot :disappointed:

 

i think that last line can be some sort of metaphor for life, if you think about it:

"There are good days and not so good days, you know? But, the thing is...I got to have a ride in a fire engine. How cool is that?"

 

:lol: :P

CHRIS: “Last year, in an attempt to impress my family I tried to cook some fish and peas, but I forgot to turn on the vent. And the thing about our fire alarm is that it's connected to the fire station. So the fire engine comes around, and I was in a panic. I said, ‘Guys, I'm sorry. There's no fire'. Then, two months later, I said, ‘Right - I'm gonna have another crack at this' - and the same thing happened. Just as I'm running outside, the fire engine pulls up and the fireman says: ‘Have you been cooking again, Chris?' So then I had to take a walk because I was a bit shaky. As it happened, the fire engine was going the same way, and they said, ‘Do you want a lift?'”

 

songs Trouble, Don't Panic, I Ran Away, Warning Sign :P

CHRIS: “Last year, in an attempt to impress my family I tried to cook some fish and peas, but I forgot to turn on the vent. And the thing about our fire alarm is that it's connected to the fire station. So the fire engine comes around, and I was in a panic. I said, ‘Guys, I'm sorry. There's no fire'. Then, two months later, I said, ‘Right - I'm gonna have another crack at this' - and the same thing happened. Just as I'm running outside, the fire engine pulls up and the fireman says: ‘Have you been cooking again, Chris?' So then I had to take a walk because I was a bit shaky. As it happened, the fire engine was going the same way, and they said, ‘Do you want a lift?'”

 

where did you get that one from?

where did you get that one from?

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52225 :)

^Thank you very much! :wacky:

songs Trouble, Don't Panic, I Ran Away, Warning Sign :P

:laugh3:

 

How to use the vent in the kitchen: "Things I don't understand"

Originally Posted by Magnus;2380299

Jonny: With this new album, we didn't want to repeat ourselves at all.

Chris: We didn't want to repeat ourselves at all.

Jonny: At all.

Chris: At all.

 

 

 

 

 

this interview at 1:48

 

 

Oh, thanks so much! hah its great! those two are just. . . . . :laugh3:

(i dunno really):lol:

:laugh3:

 

How to use the vent in the kitchen: "Things I don't understand"

 

 

:D :smug:

yes, i can :wideeyed:

 

:lol: :P

 

ohh woo! HAHAHA♥! i could totally picture that too!! :lol:

 

:D

Jon: We were away from all the record companies and anyone else. We didn’t really go outside.

 

Chris: Except to go kite flying on Sunday afternoons. My brother gave me a kite and it’s brilliant. It’s so relaxing and powerful. Really we should be shooting up some crack cocaine on a daily basis, but kite flying is just as much of a buzz. Kites: They rock.

:D:D:Dahahah awsomeee!! those quotes are just hilarious!!

"I didn't wanna be the guy that made people laugh before they go off and bang. I wanted to be the guy that everyone banged!" hahahahaa Chris

this was from jonny out of rolling stone, and i laughed out loud:

 

"There's sort of a whole heap of things that we do before the show," says Buckland. "Obviously we get changed, we do a bit of singing, play the guitar and just sort of relax for a bit before. But we don't deflower any virgins or anything like that."

:lol:

Originally Posted by Magnus;2380299

Jonny: With this new album, we didn't want to repeat ourselves at all.

Chris: We didn't want to repeat ourselves at all.

Jonny: At all.

Chris: At all.

 

 

 

 

 

this interview at 1:48

 

 

 

:lol: i was searching this video for hours!!! thank you :D

 

i have only the audio.. and wanted to see the video again.. its priceless :laugh3:

Can someone write down what did they say for me?excuse me my poor english...:(

what was that quote from Jonny about being attacked by a sheep?

^ Yeah, I wanna know where is that one from too

the hour interview, a canadian show. i bet it's still in multimedia :D