anyone got any good jokes?

 

whats strong enough for a man but made for a women?

 

 

the back of my hand. ok im gonna get slapped for that one.

violence isn't funny.

precisely

its really bad mrcool *sniggers*

Ooh... I'd get shot for mentioning any of the racist jokes I have in my head. :P

^watch it. I fucking hate racist jokes :angry:

This could get interesting.

^watch it. I fucking hate racist jokes :angry:

 

Exactly. Get my point? :P

yeh this threads gonna go down the plughole cuz everyone will just be insulted lol

Indeed, lets try not to insult anyone eh?

 

I have a joke:

 

What's brown and sticky?

 

A stick :idea2:

 

See clean and funny :smug: :P

I won't post here, there may be a helluva lot of fights............ :(

What do you call cheese that is MINE?

 

Nacho cheese, foo'.

lol :lol:

now heres a good one! my dad told me this.

 

why cant u milk a mouse?

 

cause u cant get the stool under it!

 

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHA! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

:cool: u know it

lol :D :lol: :)

Okay, maybe I will stay then. ;)

whats 12 inches long and makes a woman scream at night... ???

What do you call cheese that is MINE?

 

Nacho cheese, foo'.

 

lol

what?

whats 12 inches long and makes a woman scream at night... ???

OMG! :o :stunned: O.o I'm not gonna answer

whats 12 inches long and makes a woman scream at night... ???

OMG! :o :stunned: O.o I'm not gonna answer

 

Cotdeath

:embarrased:

wats Cotdeath??

See why I didn't wanna answer.............. :cry:

wats Cotdeath??

 

When a baby dies in the night in their cot, usually suffocation :/

!horrible! :cry: