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HEAT magazine today

Gonzo21
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Chris Martin is in Heat magazine today (UK). It's the article about his 'car crash'. Headline : Chris Marting Goes Up Someone's Arse.

 

It's pretty short, i can probably type it up later after the programme about Tourettes :)

 

There's also some pictures of Gwenyth dotted about, and she's featured in an article about New Year celeb babies.

Headline: Chris Marting Goes Up Someone's Arse.
what the hell?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

that's baaaaaaaad. :lol:

:lol:

Stupid headlines :rolleyes:

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Lol. It's not the most..... intellectually stimulating magazine. I just buy it out of habit when i get Empire :lol: There's an interesting bit where all the editors/writers answer a question.

 

Anyway, the article is :

 

"Oops! Looks like Chris Martin has got himself into a spot of bother. The Coldplay frontman was involved in a bump as he drove a BMW X5 through London. Which begs the question: why is such a campaigning, environmentally aware musician behind the wheel of such a huge, petrol-guzzling car?"

 

Then with the 2nd baby thing, theres a nice pic and it says

"Gwyneth

May

Gwyneth has kept mum about her new arrival, but proud gran Blythe let slip"

 

In the little article thing, it says

"In contrast [to geri halliwells shock pregnancy] it was only a matter of time before Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin decided on a sibling for Apple. Gwyneth is keeping mum, but her mother Blythe Danner let slip the good news to a reporter."

lmfao oh my god. If someone looks quickly at that title, they're gonna think it's about something else all together!

 

 

 

 

:sneaky: :lol:

"Oops! Looks like Chris Martin has got himself into a spot of bother. The Coldplay frontman was involved in a bump as he drove a BMW X5 through London. Which begs the question: why is such a campaigning' date=' environmentally aware musician behind the wheel of such a huge, petrol-guzzling car?"[/quote']

Because he has a family (not to mention a new one on the way) and needs a car that can support and be safe for everyone. Do they expect the man to lug around 2 kids and a wife on a bicycle? Not to mention that Chris uses his scooter when it's just him alone. I just hate cynics. :rolleyes:

 

Oh yeah, thanks a mil Gonzo!! :blush:

Puhleez. I'm so disapointed with Chris. :angry:

 

I can't believe he's guzzling gas like he's some Bush-fuckin' American! Jeez!

 

 

HE SHOULD BE RIDING A DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

Puhleez. I'm so disapointed with Chris. :angry:

 

I can't believe he's guzzling gas like he's some Bush-fuckin' American! Jeez!

 

 

HE SHOULD BE RIDING A DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

you've made my day. *rofl*

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