We've all thought about them :rolleyes: ...we've all probably tried one out :P so here's your chance to be creative, perhaps a bit dirrty and have a laugh :lol:

 

I'll go first:

 

 

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head??? :wink3:

Hi! My name is Brad Pitt

hey bebe, did you just fart? cuz you blow me away.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Reilly, marry me!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man. Brilliant.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Reilly, marry me!!!!

 

Sure! Your mrs pitt ;)

Oh my gosh, I've heard the worst one:

 

I'm like pudding, I look like crap on the outside but I taste so sweet.

that is the WORST one... for sure!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

^^ ditto :lol:

Yeah, there was a guy that came up to my friend and I when we were walking in the mall, and he said that to her. We laughed at him :P

:P he was probably very desperate using that pick-up line

Very...he look crestfallen but it was still hillarious :lol:

That top looks good on you. It would look better on my bedroom floor though...

nice legs. when do they open?

 

are those astronaut pants? cause your ass is outta this world!

 

i lost my teddybear. can you sleep with me tonight?

 

if only sugar was as sweet as you

 

are you from heaven, cause you got stars in your eyes.

 

...i probably know many more... :lol:

Is your name Gilette? Cos you're the best a man can get!

:sneaky:

That shirt is very becoming on you, if i was on you i would be cumming too. :sneaky:

:uhoh:

That shirt is very becoming on you, if i was on you i would be cumming too. :sneaky:

 

If somebody said that to me I would run away as quickly as possible.

I hope you've never actually used that line.

:lol: these are great :wacko:

I hope you've never actually used that line.

 

:rolleyes: i have joking around :D

but, that is my favorite pick up line for sure :wacky:

:laugh3:

I don't know much about pies but you make my banana cream.

:laugh3::laugh3:

"What other bands do you like?"

 

Always works for me.