http://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/2005/11/celebrity_haiku_4.html

 

found that on google search.weird, huh?

Hilarious. :lol:

ahahaha Ian posted this when it was started, forgot all about it. I have one on there. :lol:

my bad, i didn't know i was reposting something that was already posted...

^ He had it on the main news site, not sure if it was posted in here, but it was funny.

:lol: Oh man, poor Chris.

So are you gonna go write one?

*confused* chris looks like he's good in the sack the way he works that piano chair...;)

Lmao. Awww, everyone picks on poor dorky Chris.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Maybe I'll write one. >.>

Lovely looking man

Bucking by the piano

It's quite misleading.

Lol

 

 

 

 

 

Piano Secks.

Lovely looking man

Bucking by the piano

It's quite misleading.

Bucking?...don't you mean Bucking Buckland? you need 2 more syllables in the middle. :lol:

hello chris lovers

he can do a girl all night

chris is good in bed

 

lame, yeah, but i tried...

:lol:

Lovely looking man

Bucking by the piano

It's quite misleading.

 

:lol:

 

Good one :thumbsup:

haha ahhh always making un of him...its not his fault :lol:

I would write one...but I know Id end up just involving Jonny...DOH. too late.

 

No luck for Chrissy

in the world of romancing

then he found Jonny :heart:

:laugh4:

 

[what was wrong with :lol: I have now idea..........:rolleyes:]

 

No luck for Chrissy

in the world of romancing

then he found Jonny :heart:

Ahhh so cute! And so true.. :wink3:

 

 

Here's a horrible one.. :lol:

 

Hot hot Chris Martin

Likes humping his piano

The eyes stop blinking

 

:laugh3:

:laugh4:

 

Your Comments

 

Heads the the band coldplay,

Says hes crap in bed- but hey,

He should try foreplay!!!!!!!

 

Posted by: Jade at 29 Nov 2005 13:59:24

 

Parachutes is great,

A Rush Of Blood To The Head,

Is much better though.

 

Posted by: Ted at 29 Nov 2005 21:03:52

 

Chris want some good sex

but he could not manage it

lets try to help him!

 

Posted by: Susie at 29 Nov 2005 22:03:56

 

good at songwriting

but crap bad in bed-mving

he was chris martin

 

Posted by: susie at 29 Nov 2005 22:05:29

 

frustrations of sex

affect his bed performance

so sad for gwenyth

 

Posted by: Britt at 29 Nov 2005 22:34:13

 

awkward gawky teen

finds confidence in his songs

marries a hot chick

 

Posted by: Angie at 29 Nov 2005 22:55:48

 

"lights will guide you home",

"i will try to fix you" chris,

love starts with laughter....

 

Posted by: Vic at 30 Nov 2005 08:46:37

 

Chris Martin was god

For Young Girls, Coldplay Obsessed

Still Virgin, Who Knew?

 

Posted by: Laura at 30 Nov 2005 15:34:38

 

Writes songs all day long

Headlines tours galore-but sex?

Chris Martin had none

 

Posted by: Rachel at 1 Dec 2005 03:29:20

Ahhh so cute! And so true.. :wink3:

 

 

Here's a horrible one.. :lol:

 

Hot hot Chris Martin

Likes humping his piano

The eyes stop blinking

 

:laugh3:

 

Aww thanks. Your one was raunchy!!

 

Is this fellow our new lol?:shocked2:

:laugh1:

I know :undecided: where did the :lol: smiley run off to?

Its annoying...thats the smiley everyone uses most prob!

Now we have one that looks like its choking, or trying to eat its own tongue.

Now we have one that looks like its choking' date=' or trying to eat its own tongue.[/quote']

I know! :lol: :lol:

 

Ah feck feck I already forgot that smiley isn't working.. geez. I mean :laugh1:* :laugh1:*

 

:confused:

It's laugh4