I like Winnie the Pooh more...

still, baby donald is really cute

 

Awwww---you're right :D !

haha... what's your name?

 

*more disney babies:

I have a puzzle of them all...

 

My name is Miro, nice to meet you!

And you are...?

haha cute baby disney puzzle :P

gal...

 

how old r u?

17 years...and you?

18...

 

how's life in Croatia?

So far so good...

 

I have tu run now...so bye-bye!

ok, there's this really nice riddle that doesnt work when u write it down, but i'll do it anyway:

 

Q: What's black and white and red all over??

 

 

 

 

A: A newspaper

switch the red with read.

:lol:

Good one!

Hi, my thread!

How were you?

 

Oh,geezzzz...

 

(...)

 

Yes, I'm that bored.

"When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa again. But he better have lost the nose hair and the old-man smell." -a kid (age 5)

:lol:

Translating Southern United States to English

 

 

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."

Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

 

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

 

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."

 

IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."

Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"

 

RANCH - noun. A tool.

Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

 

ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.

Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

 

FAR - noun. A conflagration.

Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."

 

BAHS - noun. A supervisor.

Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"

 

TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.

Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

 

TIRE - noun. A tall monument.

Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

 

HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.

 

HOD - adverb. Not easy. Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."

 

RETARD - Verb. To stop working.

Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

 

TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.

Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."

 

RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.

Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."

 

LOT - adjective. Luminescent.

Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."

 

FARN - adjective. Not local.

Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

 

DID - adjective. Not alive.

Usage: "He's did, Jim."

 

EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).

Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"

 

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.

Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

 

JU-HERE - a question.

Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?"

 

HAZE - a contraction.

Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

 

SEED - verb, past tense.

 

VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.

Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

 

HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.

Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"

 

GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.

Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"

Doctor's surgery visit

 

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is very embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old man handled it.

 

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today??"

"There's something wrong with my di ck", he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I t old you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

I can't pi s out of it," he replied.

 

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

 

Mess with senior citizen's and you're gonna lose!

^ haha!

 

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One of them turns to the other, and says, "Boy is it hot in here!"

 

The other looks at the first and shouts, "Wow! A talking muffin!"

 

Lame, I know...but funny.

And Miro, I promise, I don't use those...the occasional y'all slips out, but that's it, I swear!

i keeled it, so I'll bump it.

Coolie! :)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 500 dead babies?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

In a poor family...

 

*mom, can I repeat soup?

- yes dear...

* soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup...

I love your jokes =)

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

 

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA