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The SEX thread

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^^^ hows what in the back

 

*looks at the title of the thread*

 

 

*looks at your comment*

 

 

*looks back at the title*

 

 

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ah, it took a while for me to get that you were being so pervy!

 

But it must be a bit bumpy back there

i am lay naked as its hot

Bart! You are getting Rolley horny again!! :anxious:

Aw :nice:

 

now this turns me on :wacky:

 

Fernando_Torres_466832a.jpg

 

It's a FLYING man!! [/heroes stuff]

Hahahaha Flying hot Spaniard footballers!! :stunned: :D

 

Spaniards always get the libido going, haha.

Raaawr :whip:

 

I miss seeing him play :bigcry: :bigcry:

Bohoooooo.

 

 

Well, the pics gotta do it for now. and dang, they're fine too :sweatdrop:

Rolley horny with Nando..? :whip:

 

Rolle wants to zing zang zong with Fernando Torres. :lol:

Uh-huh! definitely :gorgeous:

 

nah really, it'd be a dream come true getting him to my bed :heart:

But he seems very tall, he might take all of the blanket. :(

 

But then again, you could have no blanket at all and just have buck-nekkedness :D

Well, he is 1,85 m (6ft 1in) so his legs would probably hang outside my bed hahah

but hey, it's my bed and its perfect for my 1,64 m tall body :smug:

 

But i'm sure he'd share the blanket..he's too sweet to steal it all!

And besides, my bed isn't even that wide..just a normal bed so we would have to be quiiite close to each other :wacko:

 

Awwe now i REALLY start to want to have him in my bed for tonight :bigcry:

Awww Rolley don't cry! One day he'll be in your bed!! (I will make him!) Here's present for you to cuddle with while you wait:

 

nandobearru9.png

 

Your own Nandobear!

Ooow thanks Annie! :blush:

 

It'd be better if he came to my bed without anyone forcing him to do so buuut it's better to have a forced nando than no nando at all :wacky:

 

Hahhha Nandobear is the cutest thing ever :lol:

That's so my new avi hahahha

Awww yay!! :dance: Woot woot, Nandobear's your avi. :D I'm so proud, haha. Nah, Nando will see you and be like 'Olalla who?' and start hitting on you and before you know it...you have bed him. :wacko:

Alright, sounds like a good plan to me :charming:

absolutely nothing can do wrong Dididiidiii

Bet rolle's gonna wank over that pic :wacky:

Hahahah! Indeed! :wacky:

 

Oh, before I forget, you should not zing zang zong with Nandobear too much....you might break him. :(

Bet rolle's gonna wank over that pic :wacky:

 

nono, you got it all wrong.

I'm gonna wank with that pic = nandobeaaar *droools*

 

Hahahah! Indeed! :wacky:

 

Oh, before I forget, you should not zing zang zong with Nandobear too much....you might break him. :(

 

 

Oh...right.. I'll stop then :disappointed:

The face still looks fine though!

Imagine the same pic but with the face of your oldest lova ,that would be something :lol:

Imagine the same pic but with the face of your oldest lova ,that would be something :lol:

 

Nonononoono!!!

 

Not the yellow teeth, please :wreck:

Yesh! the yellow teeth! and the wrinkles mwhahahaha :mellow:

wrinkled lightsaber... :freak:

 

 

 

 

at leas i can wash my mouth afterwards...although i'm sure i can find stuff from the 19th century between the wringles

nono, you got it all wrong.

I'm gonna wank with that pic = nandobeaaar *droools*

 

 

 

 

Oh...right.. I'll stop then :disappointed:

The face still looks fine though!

 

Oh don't be discouraged! You still can...(just not too vigorously) :wacky:

wrinkled lightsaber... :freak:

 

 

 

 

at leas i can wash my mouth afterwards...although i'm sure i can find stuff from the 19th century between the wringles

 

That's for sure, you're gonna feel like indiana jones after that :lol:

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