f*ck this thread

 

*phones Ian*

 

yo Big Boss............

I don't accept cold callers :)

why, Mr. Betley ?

I don't accept cold callers :)

 

*virtual high-five*

You mean that Ivet's question is a myth?:thinking:

no... i don't mean that... i meant, i don't know if you've noticied but i have the impression that coldplay fans are getting a bad reputation about sex. :thinking: may be for things like some film where some song appeared (virgin at 40), i have not seen that film but i remember it was commented here.... plus everybody says the pics thread are turning to a soft porn thread :uhoh: (i don't check those so i can't say)...

i meant that, apparently many people :whatever: but no-one had answered ivet's question yet. ;)

(you understand what i meant?)

 

sex with someone you love is great!

 

And with random strangers!

i wonder which one of you is right. :thinking:

 

What is love?

 

 

 

 

 

(BABY DON'T HURT ME...DON'T HURT ME...NO MORE!)

good question, and :lol: the song quote.

Haha girls who're saying that they'll wait til their marriage make me laugh, you're stilll young, but as soon as you'll have a boyfriend during a minimum of time you'll forget that :P

 

Not necessarily but I find it quite risky. It makes people want to get married too early which isn't a good thing. People change a lot when they get older and you might no longer relate to your partner in a few years time.

God didn't marry Mary before he knocked her up.

SOMEONE BUMPED THE THREAD!

 

:dance:

God didn't marry Mary before he knocked her up.

 

that was deep.

God didn't marry Mary before he knocked her up.

 

Except she was theoretically a virgin..... so there was no knocking up. or sex.

Except she was theoretically a virgin..... so there was no knocking up. or sex.

 

Then how did the fertilised egg get inside her? If god can create life so easily why didn't he just teleport down a version of himself?

Then how did the fertilised egg get inside her? If god can create life so easily why didn't he just teleport down a version of himself?

 

Taking the Bible literally is retarded, whether you're a Christian or an Atheist.

It's a mistranslation anyway, it actually says "young girl" referring to Mary, not Virgin.

The part about the Noah's ark is a mistranslation, too. "Ark" is actually "JC Penny" and "two of each animal, both male and female" is actually "buy one get one free sale".

Ok Jay.

Ok Jay.

 

How are your teeth-holes doing?

The part about the Noah's ark is a mistranslation, too. "Ark" is actually "JC Penny" and "two of each animal, both male and female" is actually "buy one get one free sale".

this is brilliant.

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^ WTF?:laugh3:

^^FTW

25 years later, rural wooded area:

 

Nick is enjoying his retirement on the back deck of his log cabin with his dog, Vivica.

 

*neva gonna give you up, neva gonna let you down, neva gonna run around... and hurt you*

yeah! all right Nick!!

 

 

Totally Awesome!!!

I deserve an award or something.

its called herpes :wacko:

yeah! all right Nick!!

 

 

Totally Awesome!!!

 

Spicolli!!!!

its called herpes :wacko:

 

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