Here are the rules: :D :lol:

What you have to do is ask a question and then the next person has to answer it completely wrong, it can be weird and make no sense.

 

Example: :P

Why does the moon only come out at night?

Because it is to afraid to be seen by the sun.

 

I'll start:

What is chewing gum made of?

For Coaches of football teams

 

Why we are here ??

to listen to coldplay.....:)

why we go to school?

[yaay... no chance to post simul post with anyone and reply "wrongly" to the question.... :D ]

 

To destroy our books and use our pencils.

 

Why is mobile phone useful?

Because it's expensive

 

Why are flowers colourful?

Because they are happy

 

Why do people cry?

so they can get the salty liquid out of there system....

who they hell is coldplay?:P

a band of stupid girls... and they suck....

 

 

why do people sleep at night?

mmh that must be something cold..

 

why is the night dark?

 

edit: sorry it was to indanomati's

 

 

cos it make depressing to be awake in the dark dark night :P

So we can't see all the monsters coming out from under the bed.

 

Why do farts stink?

Because they can

 

 

Why do we poop?

So we wouldn't have to worry about getting soooo fat...

 

What's 2+1=?

10, everybody knows it! :smug:

 

why do we laugh?

Tummy muslce exercise, otherwise our innards would drop out.

 

Why is Michael Jackson so white? And what's up with his nose?

Because he is caucasian. His nose? poor man... he had a terrible car crash when he was going to Paris and his nose was broken 'cos of it.

 

 

why are you typing on the computer now?

I can't type that's why I'm typing this

 

 

What are you thinking?

Cause banging the keyboard into the screen didn't work out for me.

 

Why is pizza good for you?

Because of the tomato's and the vegetables

 

Why am I acting weird?

Because you're a rational person.

 

Elsje: good one!

I'm thinking about the new mathematical formula that I'll develope.

 

Ireentje: it's healthy 'cos of the loads of fats and cheese that contains.

 

Why do you think about sex that often? :P

Because of the concentrated percentages of vitamin A and C.

 

 

Do we live in the modern way?

of course, we do!!!! drugs and alcohol....

 

 

why do kids have to go to school?

Because the sun wont shine

 

Why am i short?

Because when you were supposed to grow, a rock fell down on ya and made you short

 

 

Why am I weird?

Purple

 

Is it true that you will answer this question falsley?

Well there are ten different angles to that mountain

 

Why does the moon eclipse?