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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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*chants*

we want more!

we want more!

we want more! :D

 

 

 

 

also...where did the submit button go? :-o

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Chris: oh look! Yay! A hot dog stand!

Gwenyth: No! Don't do it Chris! :o Resist the temptation!

Guy: Mummy! Give me a hug!

 

Chris: You look so good today Jonny.

 

Jonny: Really? Do you thing this rouge lipstick matches with my sweatshirt?

 

Will: (thinks to himself) Am I the only normal person here besides the green freak?

50 posts! :)

 

Someone post a caption for this last picture!

50 posts! :)

 

Someone post a caption for this last picture!

Chris: "Jonny I think its time I publicly declared my feelings for you. You're the only man for me. Man."

Jonny: *thinks* ::should I escape with this award while he's chattting away or listen, and THEN leg it?::

Will:*thinks* "::yes Chris, you chat away. soon you will be eradicated, and Coldplay and all their awards will be MINE for the taking mwahahahaha::

Will: *giggle giggle* Guy, you DO look a bit like MArilyn Manson with that hair

Guy: *hisses* i DO NOT! Just because you're trying to look like David Gray doesnt mean that i'm a haircut stealing look-a-like!

Jon: Hehe, check out MY hat!!aaahhh i'm the coolest, i'm the best!

Chris: Jon, please turn the lights back on...

Chris: I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

*all exits the toilet*

 

Will: so, was it as good for you as it was for me??

Chris: Yes i AM making commercial for J.Lo's new single 'Play'

chris: i'm hot and i know it...

All the guys:i wanna see you out that door, baby bye bye bye

Chris: ...and then i just said "gwenie, shall we shag now or shall we shag later...?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm in bits now, keep 'em coming!

Chris: "So, about dinner later, I thought we could have a cosy night in for two......."

Jonny:"Chris, this is a photoshoot, can't you bloody give it a rest?"

*in a giggly girly voice* "Jonny you know I was talking about dinner before, well since you didn't seem so keen, maybe we should do something else. I mean, I'm sure there'll be spare back-row seats at the cinema...."

::Jonny hangs-up the phone::

Funny

 

Chris: "So, about dinner later, I thought we could have a cosy night in for two......."

Jonny:"Chris, this is a photoshoot, can't you bloody give it a rest?"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

tooo funny!!!!

 

More! More!

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Chris:"........come on Jonny, it can be our first kiss in public! Look! EVERYONE'S here!"

Jonny: *with a fake smile, through clenched teeth* "Would you get the f*** off me Chris??"

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