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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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:lol: Hahaha omg and it looks like he'd be saying that as well! Look at the expression on his face! :lol:

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guy: 'what is it?'

will: 'it`s a globus you moron. haven`t you ever taken any geography lessons?'

jonny: 'a shining globus! whoa! i`ve never seen anything like this in my whole life'.

chris: (thinks)*i think i might have got a bit over-excited about holding the shining globus* (then says) 'excuse me for a secong i gotta change my pants'.

chris: NO, i repeat, we are NOT a boyband.

will (thinks): *HA, if he goes on likes this people might discover the truth....that he`s a woman*.

:lol: :lol:

Omg, your hilarious!

chris: is it...a camera?!? heeeeeey, this guy has a camera!!! (thinks) *i should go and destroy his car right now!*

will: it`s because we`re at a photoshoot you idiot! gosh! why is this happening to me?!?!

:stunned: :lol:

Your soo good at these!

jonny: yeah so basicaly i started the group.

guy (thinking): *oh no there he goes again*.

chris (thinking): *shit! jonny farted AGAIN!*

will (thinking): *mmmmm what a nice smell*

Hahaha!!

That bit about will just cracked me up! :lol:

:D

 

chris: why is the sun shining right on my face? i can`t stand that anymore? how am i supposed to work in such terrible weather condition!??!!!

guy: chris, stop acting like a diva. it`s just a stupid sun. you should be thankful you got the chance to get out of england and get some real sunshine.

jonny (thinking): * i wanna go home*

will (thinking): *if i put my face right into the sun and in front of the camera should i dissapear?*

Chris- *Deep and dramatic voice* "You came along, and you cut me loooooose"

Jonny (Thinking)- " Oh god, here he goes again. All i did was untangle him from the bloody clothesline, now he won't stop going on about it!

Chris- *Winks at Jonny and blows a kiss*

Jonny- Right, that's it!

 

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chris (thinking): *aaaaaaaaaaghrrrrrr come here you bad boy*

jonny (thinking): *chris, you should learn how to brush your teeth*

Chris- *Deep and dramatic voice* "You came along, and you cut me loooooose"

Jonny (Thinking)- " Oh god, here he goes again. All i did was untangle him from the bloody clothesline, now he won't stop going on about it!

Chris- *Winks at Jonny and blows a kiss*

Jonny- Right, that's it!

 

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Heh my first attempt failed miserably.

:lol: :lol:

Heh my first attempt failed miserably.

 

lol maybe you should try to post the pic again?

will: the bush is falling over on us!!!!!!

jonny: i can`t take it anymore! it`s too heavy.

chris: we`re being photographed. just smile and act like everything`s fine.

guy (thinking): *muahaha they don`t know i pushed the bush! practical jokes rule!*

Photographer:Chris darling,beautiful,thats it just stand there and act natural.

 

Will:First Gwyenth now that bloody photographer...Jon shall we run off into the sunset "laughs"

 

Jonny:That sounds like a good idea.

 

WillUmmm Jon i was only joking.....do you know were Guy`s gone?

 

 

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is crap lol

chris thinking after spotting a booby blonde: *oooh these are pretty big ones. if only i could touch just one...just...one...* then shouts out loud: 'gwynnie!! i think we need to talk...'

*uuuuuhh aaaah it feels so good. yeeaaahh uuuuuuh uuh aaaah ooh Lord i`m coming!!!*

"Tonight let us send a message to that army. Tonight let us shake this cave! Tonight let us tremble these halls of earth, steel, and stone! Let us be heard from red core to black sky. Tonight, let us make them remember. This is Zion! And we are not afraid!"

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