June 11, 200323 yr Jonny: "Step aside, you bald coot...look who's the Coldplaying.com poster boy now!!!" Chris: (thinking) "I'm not jealous...not at all.... i mean...my picture was on the front page....he's just stuck in the news section...i AM better looking...aren't I....AREN'T I???!!!....maybe if i just edge onto the corner of this photo....i'll show HIM who's got the model looks...!!! :P
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June 11, 200323 yr Author Phtographer: "Okay, hold it up-- yeah, perfect. Now one more time, how long did Chris have it on his back?" Jonny: "Oh it was brilliant! Had it on his back for the whole bloody performance! Couldn't figure out why everyone was laughin' at him!" Chris: [under his breath] "Yeah, bloody funny, Jonny. You just wait 'till we get back to the hotel. . ." Jonny: "Muahahahaha . . ."
June 12, 200323 yr That's NOTHING!!! :lol: http://coldplay.artscience.net/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14232&highlight=funny http://coldplay.artscience.net/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13551 http://coldplay.artscience.net/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21326 Enjoy !! :eyecrazy:
June 13, 200323 yr Chris: i tell you, my feet grown bigger since last!! And you know what they say about men with big feet. Gweney - here i come, weeeee!!! Guy: *thinking* if i just rub my chin no one will notice that I DONT CARE! damn you chris, we DONT CARE about your feet! Will:*burb* Jonny: oh my, yes chris that's true.... what's that smell...?
July 10, 200322 yr Chris and Gwyn Chris: Yay! (Clap clap) It's Jonny! Let's go say hi. Gwyn: Get out of the way!! Oh my God!! Chris, the semi is coming straight towards us!
July 10, 200322 yr Trouble at the bookstore Chris - (to cameras) Look at me! Innocent Bystander - Get out of my face! Don't you dare touch my newspaper freak! Chris - (sings softly in her ear) , Oh.. I never meant to cause you trouble, no, i never meant to do you wrong... Gwyneth - (sigh) There he goes again. Let's git out of here!
July 10, 200322 yr Jonny: "look at what I drew! I'm a natural!" Chris: "Why the f*** does Jonny always get the best crayons??" Guy: "ooh camera attention! TAKE MY PICTURE TAKE MY PICTURE!" that was pretty crap but I'm just warming up :)
July 10, 200322 yr Will Champion decapitates Chris Martin in a fit ot temper after he is spotted on various occasions giving the lead singer the evil eye :twisted:
July 11, 200322 yr My Precious Chris : I can't believe I just went to the Grammy's. Get out of the picture Jonny. Jonny : :-x It's my turn to shine, my precious. MUAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
July 11, 200322 yr Re: Chris and Gwyn Chris: Yay! (Clap clap) It's Jonny! Let's go say hi. Gwyn: Get out of the way!! Oh my God!! Chris, the semi is coming straight towards us! LMAO!thats brill :)
July 11, 200322 yr "Jonny you naughty man' date=' what have I told you about pinching my bottom in public?"[/quote'] LMAO. that one cracked me up soooo much FANTASTIC!!!!!
July 11, 200322 yr Jonny: "look at what I drew! I'm a natural!" Chris: "Why the f*** does Jonny always get the best crayons??" Guy: "ooh camera attention! TAKE MY PICTURE TAKE MY PICTURE!" that was pretty crap but I'm just warming up :)HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i seriously laughed really hard!!!!!!!!! more more! you're great at this!!!
July 11, 200322 yr Will Champion decapitates Chris Martin in a fit ot temper after he is spotted on various occasions giving the lead singer the evil eye :twisted:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -pure genious!
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