sings in his head: "teenage angst has paid off well, now i'm bored and old..." :dozey:

 

:lol: :lol:

chris: 'wanna nookie?'

hot chick: 'no!!'

chris: *cries*

johnny: I really don't know who these 3 are anymore, and I just want to go to Disneyland and SeaWorld and ride a whale but they said no and i'm sick of being taken for granted...they'll be sorry....i'll be the one with the unplugged session one day and these fucks will be humping my bags around the whole world...one day, one day...

 

Chris: My arm hurts...I shouldn't have tried to wrestle that bouncer last night...

 

Guy: My porn star look is nearly complete...little do these fucks know i've got a few shoots booked while i'm here...mwahahahaaaa

 

Will: I was promised Porn Stars on the bus last night and i'm a little bit miffed as to why three middle aged men turned up in track suits carrying duffle bags and motioning to Chris to meet at the back.....hmmmmm what's that asshole hiding from me???

 

 

:lol:

i'm the chris martin, the real chris martin all you other chris martin's are just imitating..will the real chris martin please stand up please stand up...:dozey:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:stunned: :lol: :lol: :lol: these are all brilliant! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: The rap is brilliant!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You are too funny!

chris thinking: *oh my God, she`s so FAT!*

:stunned: :lol:

SORRY the board wouldn`t let me post a bigger version ofthis pic. i don`t know what`s goin on. :o

chris: 'i wonder if it fits'

:stunned: eewww

:lol: :lol:

chris: 'very well justin, very well.'

chris: 'i know we`re not as handsom as destiny`s child and not as pretty as justin timberlake but we are older, grayer and deserve this award more than anyone else!

guy thinking: *for the 1st time ever he is absolutely right!*

:D :lol:

chris: 'HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT IT ......I DID NOT STEAL IT!! THIS IS MY AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!'

will: 'chris, BEHAVE you`re in public.'

guy: 'shit, this is not getting any better.'

jonny: 'i know. i already found him a therapist.'

:lol: :lol:

Lol looks like Chris is saying it as well! :D

Your a very funny girl! :kiss:

chris: 'watch out! this guy is from CIA'

will: 'yeah rite chris, you read way too many comic books!'

jonny: 'come on honey, he`s just a photographer holding a camera. nothing special'

guy: 'actually, he does look suspicious'

:lol: :lol:

Very goood!

 

 

Geez, It's called smiling Guy :P

:lol: :lol:

Lol looks like Chris is saying it as well! :D

Your a very funny girl! :kiss:

 

ffanx very much!

chris: 20 mph ?????????????? holly shit!! THAT`S TOO FAST!!!!!

chris: 'WHO POLISHED THE MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT!'