chris:" YO! You can find me in the club,

bottle full of bub, look mami i got the X if you into taken drugs,

im in there having sex i aint into maken love,

so come give me a hug, if you're into gettin' rubbed

You can find me in the club,

bottle full of bub, look mami i got the X if you into taken drugs,

im in there having sex i aint into maken love,

so come give me a hug, if u in there gettin rubbed."

chris thinking: *aaah gwynnie, your lips are so soft and candy. come one touch me..i want you so bad*

 

 

 

 

ps sorray for being such a pervert :D

what the fuck?

chris thinkink *if i eat the microphone will it try to eat me back?*

Jonny:Chris i can`t resist it,iv gotta touch your arse...just keep lookin at the camara

 

Chris:omg Jonny that feels so gud..ok keep lookin at the camara

 

aaaargh the pic didn`t load!!

Chris thinking: Christ I don't know why Johhny insists I pose like this for him before every gig!!??... he just sits there in the nude eating his KFC bucket and stares with my trousers wrapped round his head sweating profusely and drooling!... but whatever floats his boat I guess *sigh*...

 

"If that motherfucker comes and puts his ass in my face one more time!! grrrr...it's always Martin this and Martin that!! What about ME?? He thinks he can just come up on me, run his hands all over me and thinks it's all good...most of the time i'm tuned out to his touch...he tries to rock me and awaken me but i'm not having any of it...goodbye Chris, thanks for the cheek marks...:dozey:

 

lol nice 1...i like the sexy legs 1 lol :lol:

Hahaha!! :lol: :lol:

These are so hilarious!

You guys have already made my day. :D

lol.....i keep larfin so loud..iv gotta keep it down tho coz its like 2 am lol

lol

You're very good at making captions up, weedy_gonzalez ;) :D

You're very good at making captions up' date=' weedy_gonzalez ;) :D[/quote']

 

thank you very much! good to be appreciated! :D i`ll try to make some more once i get my inspiration back :D

Good! They're soo funny :D

Johnny: If I can just keep my distance and not make eye contact in enough photos people might not associate me with these nancy boys...I keep waiting for QOTSA to call...i'm sick of these fucking ballads...fucking get over it Chris, jesus!

 

 

Johnny: Christ what he's doing now, I can't even look...is that a Taco Bell over there, man i'm hungry...

 

:lol: :lol:

Your very good at these as well!

 

*Sidenote* Oooh my, doesn't Guy look seexxy in those last two photos? :wink3: :lol:

And what's with Jon not looking at the camera?!

:D

 

I know! Johnny does it in quite a few pics if you look...hmmmmm maybe he secretly wants to RAWK out harcore style :cool: :lol:

 

ok, here's another:

 

Chris: (lamenting) *sigh* my makeup was supposed to be here over an hour ago...they'll probably forget the mascara, AGAIN!! *sigh* I hope the press doesn't discover I do these after hours cabaret acts in Soho...

 

:lol: :lol:

Ahahaha! :D

 

lol RAWK

rotfl!!

chris: i`m hidden behind the BUSH and i`m sure you can`t see me!! lalala!!

:lol: :lol:

Chris: What's that mate, yeah no mayo on mine, i'll be there in a mo', they want me to finish this fucking song I think but i've forgotten the chords...last time I take a request for Tracy Chapman...bloody hell our fans' tastes are depleting by the second...wow, from here I can actually see them...last time I get this close!...

 

chris (thinking): *should i help them with the bags? they seems so heavy.......(long pause).........naaaah, i`ll be helping them in another picture!*