June 23, 200323 yr Holy Gah-had Chad, I have a stalker girl after me that looks quite like that girl!Ā Maybe its her son :lol:
June 23, 200323 yr yeah, I forgot her name... so we just called her Umax, since that was the name of the pic (I'm guessing it came from the name of her scanner). So from then on, Umax became an internet legend between my friends and I... She was one of those people who would be like this...Ā Ā hott9634: Hye babe ;) Chaddarooch: um, hi hott9634: so when r u gonna ask me out?Ā *two seconds later*Ā hott9634: hello? hott9634: why rnt u talking 2 me? Chaddarooch: you're too young hott9634: age dosnt mattre, I'm machur 4 my age hott9634: hello????? hott9634: r u buzy? Chaddarooch: look, you're 14, I'm 19, i dont date people that young, plus I know nothing about you, and can already tell that you're not my type... hott9634: u never no til u try *Chaddarroch has signed off*Ā Ā my friend made this...Ā
June 23, 200323 yr Reilly, did she talk like that? you know... the "R U" instead of "are you" ughghg... I absolultely hate that... and "A/S/L" and "lolz" and complete lack of respect for spelling... its like "hye hwo r u?" its horrifying....
June 23, 200323 yr No dude I like, know her, through this fat bitch who stands at the radiator in school in the morning.Ā She has like huge braces, and is always looking up at me and smiling, and Im like "Nooo put it away! The light, it burrrrns..."
June 23, 200323 yr Hahahaha! Excellent!Ā Looks like you missed out on some fine Umax tail :oops:Ā Ā Ā LOL... agh, I'd rather be castrated with a grapefruit spoon... Ā Ā Ā wait... i take that back... If someone held a gun to my head and told me to have sex with umax, or lose my manhood, I'd take one night of horror over a lifetime without my wang... I'd take Umax, BUT, they would have to give me a lot of morphine... and maybe some hallucinogenic drugs...
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