I live the celibate life.

I live the celibate life.

 

Okay okay, I'm a manwhore.

Okay okay, I'm a manwhore.

 

 

Hey hey hey, I can call myself that but you can't!

Hey hey hey, I can call myself that but you can't!

I'm Batman, I can do a lot of things :wideeyed:

Well, I can't compete with that. :shocked2:

Depends on what you mean by play? :wink3:

 

I mean the kind where I can play with some type of joystick.

I mean the kind where I can play with some type of joystick.

 

I'm guessing you're as good with your hands as you are at cleaning straws?

I'm guessing you're as good with your hands as you are at cleaning straws?

 

Actually you'd be very surprised, or well.. maybe you wouldn't.

Actually you'd be very surprised, or well.. maybe you wouldn't.

 

It's too bad my joystick runs out of batteries quickly.

It's too bad my joystick runs out of batteries quickly.

 

Actually it would help by plugging it into some sort of outlet.

Actually it would help by plugging it into some sort of outlet.

 

An outlet between two legs? Legs of my bed I mean.

An outlet between two legs? Legs of my bed I mean.

 

It'll probably feel a lot better being plugged into a person instead

It'll probably feel a lot better being plugged into a person instead

 

Oh wow, you're right! I just needed the right person to show me after all these years of trying to use hand generated power.

Oh wow, you're right! I just needed the right person to show me after all these years of trying to use hand generated power.

 

Yeah I can see the struggle there. I'm glad I was able to assist you with the right stimulation to get your motor up and running again.

I'd like to take this opportunity to announce my retirement. I had a good career, lots of ups and downs, but all in all I came out on top. But, sometimes a new, young buck comes around and just gets the best of you and you realize it's just time to go out gracefully.

here i am with my champion belts

That's what happens when you spend a lifetime cleaning straws with your mouth.

That's what happens when you spend a lifetime cleaning straws with your mouth.

 

Alright I'm not going to touch this with a 10 foot pole, or maybe I will. A lot.

may I join the fun

 

That wouldn't be prudent?

may I join the fun

 

 

You can charge my joystick anytime.

You can charge my joystick anytime.

 

I'm jealous

I'm jealous

 

You get the joystick and she can push the buttons?