They'll just say that we're being lazy...

"Meow". :P

"Woooow."

aright guv?

He should be ashamed of himself and I hope he rots in hell

"your the most beautiful thing in existence"

 

(i was talking to my dog :lol:)

"Ouch, my toe! :("

"your the most beautiful thing in existence"

 

(i was talking to my dog :lol:)

 

Aww that's cute! :D

 

"It's supposed to be al dente!"

(to my son in the living room as I made him a calzone in the kitchen) "Check the tv and see if "Hot Fuzz" is on anywhere tonight.... No? Well it should be."

Umm excuse me Lord Farquahr!!!

I have a wedgie!

 

 

:disappointed:

This came in the mail for you.

"Oh crap, that was my LASAGNA!"

"Do you want to go outside?"

 

I'm about to put my dogs out.

"What's a city that starts with Y? ANYWHERE in the world?"

 

(I was trying to come up with something for the A-Z cities game, so I asked my brother. :laugh3:)

^:lol:

 

"Shhhh! Jared!"

 

He kept going through the television guide and saying the television show that was on, it was annoying. :dead:

^LOL. I do that too. :blush:

 

"Oh, is this the one where he slaps his butt?"

 

(asking my brother about a Friends episode he was watching. :P)

"I dont know, shes not in here"

 

telling my mom that the cat wasnt in my room.

"When I feel alive, I try to imagine a careless life, a scenic world where the sunsets are all breathtaking."

 

I was singing pretty terribly. xD

We'll see

"Is it okay to swish this in my mouth?"

 

 

(Referring to mouthwash)

what the fuck

Are you kidding me?

"fuck you."

"bitch"

Well, yeah, sort of. Ughh, I don't know.