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Don't cause him too much pain! :sick:

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Surprises, I like surprises:wideeyed:

Don't cause him too much pain! :sick:

 

Fine fine, I'll settle down a bit :disappointed:

 

*caresses Joe* :wink3:

Oh no whip then.

 

A nice sensual massage sounds nice too:wink3:

 

 

:sweatdrop:

:stunned::wideeyed::sweatdrop::wink3::wacky:

:curtain:

 

I haven't been here in ages. I better oversee you guys, you can get out of control...

 

:wink3:

 

:whip: :whip:

:curtain:

 

I haven't been here in ages. I better oversee you guys, you can get out of control...

 

:wink3:

 

:whip: :whip:

 

You might be a little too late :sweatdrop:

My mum just got home, I'm being held up by all sorts of things :bigcry:

 

*removes clothes & licks Joe's hips :wink3:*

You might be a little too late :sweatdrop:

 

Well I'll let you run rampant.

 

Just this once. As I'm feeling nice.

 

;)

^Or you could join in... :wideeyed:

 

Well that depends how naughty you've been...

 

The naughtier the better :wink3: :wink3:.

Well that depends how naughty you've been...

 

The naughtier the better :wink3: :wink3:.

 

Does tying people to beds and using a variety of different... whips classify as naughty? :sneaky:

Does tying people to beds and using a variety of different... whips classify as naughty? :sneaky:

 

Hmm well I don't know.

 

You'll have to tie me down so I can judge for myself :wink3:.

Emma & Emma, wow now you have two of us tied down!!!

Hmm well I don't know.

 

You'll have to tie me down so I can judge for myself :wink3:.

 

Well, I've already done that. *strips off your clothes too*

 

You asked for it. :wink3:

 

Well, they tied me to a bed. So I guess thats pretty naughty!

 

And I don't think we'll be letting you up anytime soon :sneaky:

Hmmm, really!! So whats your next move??

 

:wink3:

Hmmm, really!! So whats your next move??

 

:wink3:

 

*continues moving lower down your body, while licking every inch I can reach*

One for each of us :wink3:

 

Oh, Emmytwin... what if we let them loose on us? I mean us tied etc :sneaky:

I did ask for it.

 

And I'm glad I did :wink:.

 

Who do I get??! :P

One for each of us :wink3:

 

Oh, Emmytwin... what if we let them loose on us? I mean us tied etc :sneaky:

 

Best idea you've had all night :stunned:

 

*slowly and sexily unties Chris and Joe*

 

Now it's time to please the ladies. :sneaky: Take your pick.

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