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The Perv Unit

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Well... who do you want? :wink3:

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*pulls fast move and quickly ties down*

I do love the taste of Strawberry, such a lovely flavour :wink: :wink2:....

Well Emma(Cob.) Ive got you tied down!!!

Well Emma(Cob.) Ive got you tied down!!!

 

She better stick around this time... for her sake, and yours. :sneaky:

I'm sticking around :wink3: I have to 'cuz I'm kinda.. tied.

She better stick around this time... for her sake, and yours. :sneaky:

I know!!! Or im going to have nobody:(

 

Oh there you are:sneaky:

^I'm all yours. :wideeyed:

 

:D Good, good! :whip:

 

I'm taking you next door to the living room, I don't want Joe getting jealous, I need you all to myself :wink3:.

 

Come with me..... :whip:

:D Good, good! :whip:

 

I'm taking you next door to the living room, I don't want Joe getting jealous, I need you all to myself :wink3:.

 

Come with me..... :whip:

 

*obediently follows*

 

So what now? :wink3:

I know!!! Or im going to have nobody:(

 

Oh there you are:sneaky:

 

Hello :wink3:

Hello :wink3:

So ive got you tied! Where should I start??

 

:wink3:

Damn, company would have made it more thrilling :smartass2:

*obediently follows*

 

So what now? :wink3:

 

Stick that blindfold on and lie on the soft carpet, face down :wink3:.

So ive got you tied! Where should I start??

 

:wink3:

 

Oh, anywhere. :sneaky:

Damn, company would have made it more thrilling :smartass2:

 

Trust me, you'll definitely be able to hear us :p

 

Stick that blindfold on and lie on the soft carpet, face down :wink3:.

 

Ooh, rough, are we? :sneaky:

 

*gets down on the ground*

Oh, anywhere. :sneaky:

*starts at necks and moves to hips kissing softly*

 

:wideeyed:

*starts at necks and moves to hips kissing softly*

 

:wideeyed:

 

Ooh, I like that :wink3:

 

Ooh, rough, are we? :sneaky:

 

*gets down on the ground*

 

I'm sure you like it that way :wink3:.

 

Can you feel my breath on your neck yet ;).

I'm sure you like it that way :wink3:.

 

Can you feel my breath on your neck yet ;).

 

*tries to find your face with my lips*

 

:whip:

Ooh, I like that :wink3:

*caresses thighs, then whispers sweet nothing into ear*

*tries to find your face with my lips*

 

:whip:

 

You found them baby :wink3:.

 

Ohh you taste good by name and by nature ;).

*caresses thighs, then whispers sweet nothing into ear*

 

:stunned:

 

*grabs and gives open-mouthed kiss*

 

:wink3:

You found them baby :wink3:.

 

Ohh you taste good by name and by nature ;).

 

Mmm....

 

*moans quietly*

 

:sweatdrop:

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