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The Perv Unit

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Yay! Lori finally made it to the UNIT!!!

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My Wal-Mart Journey[/size]

 

I went to Wal-Mart today with my friend (21) and we were both standing in the isle right? well, OMG, ok, this guy walks by our isle and Shivon pointed it out. She's like, "Did you see that guy?" and I said, "What guy?" and she was like, "there was a total look alike of Chris Martin but WAY better looking like Chris Martin as a model. He smiled at me with this beautiful smile" :oOMG, I ran out of that isle to see if he was in the mainway isle. Nope, Then Shivon ran with me to see two isle down and there he was like RIGHT THERE bending down to get something. Me and Shivon were about to run into him b/c we were running and LMAO when we stopped ourselves, we were like AHHHHH so we turned around laughing:laugh3:. Then I asked her a little later, "Shivon, do you believe love at first site?" Then later, we started to look for him in different isles then I said, "um I think I saw him. what was he wearing?" "white shirt" "yeah I saw him." we so we turn around to find him....it was so sad. I even was about to take a picture of him. Man...........JFLJFKLSJREKLWNCKDSLOUJR:dizzy: once we got into a checkout line, he was one line down. Every time we took something out of the cart, we'd look up to look at him. He turned around a couple times.... then all I could think about was how much I love Coldplay and Chris Martin and all the Chris Martin look alikes. I promised myself that my goal in life is if I can't get Chris in my bed one day, then I'll get a Chris look alike in my bed. End of Story.

 

We were totally stalking the guy. Chris Martin Wannabe = Love.:dozey:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Oh man... I think if I saw a Chris Martin lookalike I'd die!

Well, actually, I'd keep glancing at him while hiding behind my hair since it perfectly hides my face like a curtain. Why? Because I'd be red :dozey:.

 

We have the same dream for the future though :laugh3:

That one vid with Lovers/CSC/Yes has the Yes part playing in my head. I think that bit of music is so sexy! Not just Chris singing low, but the chords they chose, the way they progress, that dark feeling it has. Plus the guitar effects Jonny does. Also Chris sings "but it's hard when she turns you on" well of course it is hard! You are turned on! He is singing about temptation. So the theme is sexy too. But anyway, I wanna have a Jonny thrustfest with that song playing in the background.

Or a Chris thrustfest. :stunned:

 

Oh wait, you wanted to know how Jonny was in the dream of mine. Well he was a little pink in the cheeks, and broke out in a teeny bit of a sweat :lol: I think he was breathing a bit harder too :sneaky:

 

But if you want ones like those you definitely need a prescription to here :laugh3:

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See Lori? With that above post your perv units just went up!!!

 

uhuhuhu..Jonny thrusting....oh dear

BTW

 

"This is our studio..

..this is where we have sex -CM"

 

what did this come from again?? *wants to hear it desperately :laugh3:*

Well they better go up! I just read the 1st 47 pages of this thread!

 

 

Oh, and I giggle every time I listen to A Message and Chris sings "And it goes up."

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Well they better go up! I just read the 1st 47 pages of this thread!

 

 

Oh, and I giggle every time I listen to A Message and Chris sings "And it goes up."

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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BTW

 

"This is our studio..

..this is where we have sex -CM"

 

what did this come from again?? *wants to hear it desperately :laugh3:*

 

 

 

 

i think this is it;)

Just listening to Yes... loooovely :sneaky:

Can I be nominee for the girl the song mentions? :lol: Pretty please with cream and cherries on top?

The more I think on it... I think this HAS to be the PERV anthem....

 

 

 

 

 

:wink3:

 

 

Wow. I have to agree. In the beginning, Chris was staring at Jonny the whole time he was singing those lines. Then Jonny did that really fast strumming thing he does sometimes. It always turns me on when he does that fast strumming.

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Wow. I have to agree. In the beginning, Chris was staring at Jonny the whole time he was singing those lines. Then Jonny did that really fast strumming thing he does sometimes. It always turns me on when he does that fast strumming.

 

yeah I bet it does:wink3:

 

wonder what else Jonny could do with those nimble fingers:sneaky:

Okay, I SWEAR I just heard "69" in the Yes preview.

 

Am I losing my mind? Or is that what it REALLY said :sneaky:

I'm sure of it... DAYUM this song, dayum!

 

And that interview... :wink3:

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you have a very active imagination!!:laugh3:

But I swear! It is! 100% guaranteed, that's what it says!

 

Honest to God that's what he sings!!

That's it, I'm going to bed. And in the morning, I will check my emails to check if I've won Brixxy tickets and I can prove it to you ALL :snobby:

 

...not that the fact he's singing about it doesn't... do certain things to me :sneaky: but it seriously says that!

This album is MUSICAL PORN!!!:wink3:

 

Now THAT's a pretty good argument for me to listen to it :wink3::wink3:

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Now THAT's a pretty good argument for me to listen to it :wink3::wink3:

 

It's the truth! I wouldn't lie to you about porn!:smug:

I know you wouldnt, it's too sacred ! :cool:

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I can't believe Cobalt and Lori are missing all this!!!

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:cry:

 

Don't cry Jon! I'm here, baby!:kiss:

they still dont know about the leak ?

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