June 4, 200818 yr My Wal-Mart Journey I went to Wal-Mart today with my friend (21) and we were both standing in the isle right? well, OMG, ok, this guy walks by our isle and Shivon pointed it out. She's like, "Did you see that guy?" and I said, "What guy?" and she was like, "there was a total look alike of Chris Martin but WAY better looking like Chris Martin as a model. He smiled at me with this beautiful smile" :oOMG, I ran out of that isle to see if he was in the mainway isle. Nope, Then Shivon ran with me to see two isle down and there he was like RIGHT THERE bending down to get something. Me and Shivon were about to run into him b/c we were running and LMAO when we stopped ourselves, we were like AHHHHH so we turned around laughing:laugh3:. Then I asked her a little later, "Shivon, do you believe love at first site?" Then later, we started to look for him in different isles then I said, "um I think I saw him. what was he wearing?" "white shirt" "yeah I saw him." we so we turn around to find him....it was so sad. I even was about to take a picture of him. Man...........JFLJFKLSJREKLWNCKDSLOUJR:dizzy: once we got into a checkout line, he was one line down. Every time we took something out of the cart, we'd look up to look at him. He turned around a couple times.... then all I could think about was how much I love Coldplay and Chris Martin and all the Chris Martin look alikes. I promised myself that my goal in life is if I can't get Chris in my bed one day, then I'll get a Chris look alike in my bed. End of Story. We were totally stalking the guy. Chris Martin Wannabe = Love.:dozey:
June 4, 200818 yr :) I don't know who you are, but hi! I think you will fit in well with the perv unit :whip: unfortunately, everybody else is somewhere else right now :thinking:
June 4, 200818 yr haha, have you not dabbled in the perv unit yet? :wink3: welcome... can I... give you a hand? :wink:
June 4, 200818 yr oh, i've dabbled. but i've always watched the action, i need to participate! a hand you say? :wink3:
June 4, 200818 yr MY PERVSSSSS!!! I JUST GOT MY TICKET FOR THE CONCERT!! I'M SO HAPPYYYYYYY!!! and you knowww I had to post my 600th post here :D
June 4, 200818 yr Congrats.... wow, you lucky little son of a....grr.... :P I can't wait to get my tickets. Oh P.S. if anyone happens to run across what I posted about my journey at wal mart today, please feel free to comment about it. Don't hesitate. :smiley:
June 4, 200818 yr hahahaha I just read it ..that's so funny!! that kind of stuff has happened to me before ..I turn completely red
June 4, 200818 yr Awwwww you read it! I feel so special! Finally someone reads what I post. I know! it was totally random. I wanted to pass out in front of him but I was like I'm getting the hell outta here.
June 4, 200818 yr STALKER !!!! :lol: but hey you're a perv unit member so that's alright ! and if i see a Guy look alike one day, i'd jump right away ! :sneaky:
June 4, 200818 yr noooooooooooooooooooooo something terrible happened!!!! I got the wrong seats!! I thought "well.. these are the most expensive ones so they MUST be the best" and oh how wrong I was!!! I got the ones far away ....I shall now jump off the roof of a building
June 4, 200818 yr Author Is anybody here? :) It's cute that Mel wanted me here :blush: *sigh* I wish JD was here :kiss:
June 4, 200818 yr ok so I think this is basically where I would be seeing the band from.. .....perhaps if I arrive early and sneak into the lower section ..... ....or maybe backstage :sneaky: ....I'm sure I'd catch Chris and Jonny doing something XD
June 4, 200818 yr I forgot to mention >) - Chris glanced over and I could tell from his face, he was jealous :laugh3:... Jonny was... let's say... a little aroused :wink3: Oo, more about aroused Jonny please! Damn, Guy was moaning in your ear. WTF is wrong with my dreams? How do you get dreams like this? All I have are mostly nightmares! Gah! Mel, I am trying what you prescribed. I will come on this thread whenever I can. as far as i got was.....picturing jonny getting hard...:sneaky: my mind is a deep deep gutter:wink3: Yeah, that's as far as I got too. Hard. ok so I think this is basically where I would be seeing the band from.. .....perhaps if I arrive early and sneak into the lower section ..... ....or maybe backstage :sneaky: ....I'm sure I'd catch Chris and Jonny doing something XD Yes, and take your camera!:D
June 4, 200818 yr So I asked Thalia to make me a Jonny sex face gif from the MTV awards. That should be pretty sweet!
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