Is anybody here?

 

:)

 

It's cute that Mel wanted me here :blush:

Why is nobody in the lounge anymore??

My Wal-Mart Journey

 

I went to Wal-Mart today with my friend (21) and we were both standing in the isle right? well, OMG, ok, this guy walks by our isle and Shivon pointed it out. She's like, "Did you see that guy?" and I said, "What guy?" and she was like, "there was a total look alike of Chris Martin but WAY better looking like Chris Martin as a model. He smiled at me with this beautiful smile" :oOMG, I ran out of that isle to see if he was in the mainway isle. Nope, Then Shivon ran with me to see two isle down and there he was like RIGHT THERE bending down to get something. Me and Shivon were about to run into him b/c we were running and LMAO when we stopped ourselves, we were like AHHHHH so we turned around laughing:laugh3:. Then I asked her a little later, "Shivon, do you believe love at first site?" Then later, we started to look for him in different isles then I said, "um I think I saw him. what was he wearing?" "white shirt" "yeah I saw him." we so we turn around to find him....it was so sad. I even was about to take a picture of him. Man...........JFLJFKLSJREKLWNCKDSLOUJR:dizzy: once we got into a checkout line, he was one line down. Every time we took something out of the cart, we'd look up to look at him. He turned around a couple times.... then all I could think about was how much I love Coldplay and Chris Martin and all the Chris Martin look alikes. I promised myself that my goal in life is if I can't get Chris in my bed one day, then I'll get a Chris look alike in my bed. End of Story.

 

We were totally stalking the guy. Chris Martin Wannabe = Love.:dozey:

I say I'm am quite the perv. lmao.

 

Well.. lets just say I wish I was Gwenyth. :D

:) I don't know who you are, but hi!

 

I think you will fit in well with the perv unit :whip:

 

unfortunately, everybody else is somewhere else right now :thinking:

this thread is DEFINATELY my calling.

 

AMEN TO THAT.

haha, have you not dabbled in the perv unit yet?

 

:wink3:

 

welcome... can I... give you a hand? :wink:

oh, i've dabbled. but i've always watched the action, i need to participate!

 

a hand you say? :wink3:

MY PERVSSSSS!!! I JUST GOT MY TICKET FOR THE CONCERT!! I'M SO HAPPYYYYYYY!!!

and you knowww I had to post my 600th post here :D

Congrats.... wow, you lucky little son of a....grr.... :P I can't wait to get my tickets.

 

 

 

 

Oh P.S. if anyone happens to run across what I posted about my journey at wal mart today, please feel free to comment about it. Don't hesitate. :smiley:

hahahaha I just read it ..that's so funny!! that kind of stuff has happened to me before ..I turn completely red

Awwwww you read it! I feel so special! Finally someone reads what I post.

I know! it was totally random. I wanted to pass out in front of him but I was like I'm getting the hell outta here.

STALKER !!!! :lol: but hey you're a perv unit member so that's alright !

and if i see a Guy look alike one day, i'd jump right away ! :sneaky:

noooooooooooooooooooooo something terrible happened!!!! I got the wrong seats!! I thought "well.. these are the most expensive ones so they MUST be the best" and oh how wrong I was!!! I got the ones far away

 

 

 

 

....I shall now jump off the roof of a building

:confused: I'm sorry !! but please dont jump off the roof !

*jumps*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bigcry:

:dead:

*calls for Jonny for a little mouth to mouth*

whaaa :wideeyed:

Is anybody here?

 

:)

 

It's cute that Mel wanted me here :blush:

 

 

 

*sigh*

 

 

I wish JD was here

 

:kiss:

ok so I think this is basically where I would be seeing the band from..

 

 

 

.....perhaps if I arrive early and sneak into the lower section .....

 

 

 

 

....or maybe backstage :sneaky: ....I'm sure I'd catch Chris and Jonny doing something XD

I forgot to mention >) - Chris glanced over and I could tell from his face, he was jealous :laugh3:... Jonny was... let's say... a little aroused :wink3:

 

Oo, more about aroused Jonny please! Damn, Guy was moaning in your ear. WTF is wrong with my dreams? How do you get dreams like this? All I have are mostly nightmares! Gah! Mel, I am trying what you prescribed. I will come on this thread whenever I can.

 

as far as i got was.....picturing jonny getting hard...:sneaky:

 

 

my mind is a deep deep gutter:wink3:

 

 

 

 

Yeah, that's as far as I got too. Hard.

 

 

 

 

ok so I think this is basically where I would be seeing the band from..

 

 

 

.....perhaps if I arrive early and sneak into the lower section .....

 

 

 

 

....or maybe backstage :sneaky: ....I'm sure I'd catch Chris and Jonny doing something XD

 

 

Yes, and take your camera!:D

I'll take all types of recording equipment with me ..don't worry :P

So I asked Thalia to make me a Jonny sex face gif from the MTV awards. That should be pretty sweet!