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The Perv Unit

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Gimme some bikini action!

Hi there ! feeling good today ?

 

cant wait for that live performance, I want to perv out about it !

me too!! I so want to see them playing live... See what the jonnyfest is really all about!!! :wink3:

 

Btw, is that Guga on your sig, Gustavo Kuerten??

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...well.... how can I do that....:sneaky:

 

I'm up for A-NY-THING

 

:wink3:

 

Now, that's what I like to hear....:wink3:

me too!! I so want to see them playing live... See what the jonnyfest is really all about!!! :wink3:

 

Btw, is that Guga on your sig, Gustavo Kuerten??

 

Rawwr Jonnyfest !

 

yes, that's him :nice: I love him !

I really like him too!! He was the one that started a tennis fever here in Brazil when he first won Roland Garros. I was quite sad to know that he has 'finished' his career...

and he's the one who got me into tennis (along with Marat Safin) back in the days. I was really sad when he started to have all these health problems and suddenly stopped being as good as he used to be. I almost cried during his last game last week.. so emotional ! such a great and lovely person !

:stunned: OH WOOW What a dream !! *fans herself*

 

I forgot to mention >) - Chris glanced over and I could tell from his face, he was jealous :laugh3:... Jonny was... let's say... a little aroused :wink3:

Although one of the snobby girls at my school... ugh

 

So I left my notebook unattended one day under my pencilcase, as one does to follow the rest of my PE/Health class. Come out later, my friend notices the girl from the other class has my notebook in her lap on an open page. "It's not what it seems," she says. She puts it on the ground and walks off... I flick through the pages to see what she could have seen. And the blank page she was on turns out to be a few pages from the CJ fic! :bigcry:

 

I do remember something being mentioned that she only looked a few pages "after Chris" (I have a mini version of my locker door collage loose in the notebook) which is an entirely different section to the CJ one, then started denying looking at anything when pressed - I just worry... my school's an all-girls Catholic school, therefore contains a collection of the snobbiest of girls :bigcry: as if I wasn't already an outcast already, now they think I write gay porn or something, when it was just meant to be a beautiful scene of two lovers realising their feelings together! (not that I didn't add the occaisonal hint of sexy :laugh3: still)

 

I worry too much... like Chris :laugh3: we're both worrywarts...

Although one of the snobby girls at my school... ugh

 

So I left my notebook unattended one day under my pencilcase, as one does to follow the rest of my PE/Health class. Come out later, my friend notices the girl from the other class has my notebook in her lap on an open page. "It's not what it seems," she says. She puts it on the ground and walks off... I flick through the pages to see what she could have seen. And the blank page she was on turns out to be a few pages from the CJ fic! :bigcry:

 

I do remember something being mentioned that she only looked a few pages "after Chris" (I have a mini version of my locker door collage loose in the notebook) which is an entirely different section to the CJ one, then started denying looking at anything when pressed - I just worry... my school's an all-girls Catholic school, therefore contains a collection of the snobbiest of girls :bigcry: as if I wasn't already an outcast already, now they think I write gay porn or something, when it was just meant to be a beautiful scene of two lovers realising their feelings together! (not that I didn't add the occaisonal hint of sexy :laugh3: still)

 

I worry too much... like Chris :laugh3: we're both worrywarts...

 

She probably didn't want to admit that she was turned on is all!:laugh3:

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^^I bet you are right! Or else she wouldn't have been reading it!

:laugh3: PRUDE alert !!

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I feel sorry for her...nothing HOTTER than Chris and Jonny together....mmmm

She probably didn't want to admit that she was turned on is all!:laugh3:

 

She might even be a lesbo herself!!:P

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now some girl on girl action might get all the boys to this thread:laugh3:

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damn come on pervs...had our first live Coldplay action in a long time and no one is going to comment on those delicious looking asses of Will and Chris???

 

 

Disappointed...:veryangry2:

after that damn good interview, i'm more picturing Jonny getting hard spankings as a punishment for what he said about Chris :sneaky:

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after that damn good interview, i'm more picturing Jonny getting hard spankings as a punishment for what he said about Chris :sneaky:

 

as far as i got was.....picturing jonny getting hard...:sneaky:

 

 

my mind is a deep deep gutter:wink3:

now some girl on girl action might get all the boys to this thread:laugh3:

 

Let me be the first to say: YES PLEASE!:D

 

(Order, not request:wink3:)

 

Gutter? More like deep-sea trench Melanie! Or Grand Canyon, whichever works best :P

The hell is wrong with this place? This the graveyard shift or something??!

 

Nothing is happening. *Stamps foot and sulks*

Very disappointed:cry::cry::cry::cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry:

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