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The Perv Unit

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Did someone call for a perv?

 

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What can I do for you?:sneaky:

 

Crap! Its toooooo late now! I gotta go get some supper, early morning tomorrow for work:cry::cry:

 

But when I get back, all sweaty from work, things are gonna get good:sneaky::laugh3::laugh3:

post divided in two rounds:

 

1st round:

 

ASS (or as I sweetly renamed it: "Grabby parts") Round!! (Yeah, you read it alright!!! :wink3: )

 

Screenshots I HAD to take from the VMA presentation:

 

 

vlvass.jpg

I love Guy, but you have to admit that he does lack a bit of... well... let's call it "grabby parts" in his backside. At least compared to Chris and Will's "grabby parts".

 

willandchrisass.jpg

I love those... :wink3:

 

jonnyass.jpg

Jonny... good stuff, but underestimated by MTV's cameraman...

 

willass.jpg:whip:

Now THAT'S a screenshot!!! seriously, isn't Will's ass amazingly round!!! I seriously want to grab my computer screen!!!!! :laugh4:

 

 

enjoy the grabby parts, my perv fellows.

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post divided in two rounds:

 

1st round:

 

ASS (or as I sweetly renamed it: "Grabby parts") Round!! (Yeah, you read it alright!!! :wink3: )

 

Screenshots I HAD to take from the VMA presentation:

 

 

vlvass.jpg

I love Guy, but you have to admit that he does lack a bit of... well... let's call it "grabby parts" in his backside. At least compared to Chris and Will's "grabby parts".

 

willandchrisass.jpg

I love those... :wink3:

 

jonnyass.jpg

Jonny... good stuff, but underestimated by MTV's cameraman...

 

willass.jpg:whip:

Now THAT'S a screenshot!!! seriously, isn't Will's ass amazingly round!!! I seriously want to grab my computer screen!!!!! :laugh4:

 

 

enjoy the grabby parts, my perv fellows.

 

 

NICE:wink3::wink3::wink3::wink3:

And now, second round:

 

Back to basics of this thread: Sex Faces!!!!! :wink3::sneaky:

 

chrissexface.jpg

 

guysexface.jpg

 

willsexface.jpg

 

jonnysex.jpg

Now... is it just me or does Jonny seems to be about to do something other than just singing on his mic??? :wink3:

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And now, second round:

 

Back to basics of this thread: Sex Faces!!!!! :wink3::sneaky:

 

chrissexface.jpg

 

guysexface.jpg

 

willsexface.jpg

 

jonnysex.jpg

Now... is it just me or does Jonny seems to be about to do something other than just singing on his mic??? :wink3:

 

Well, Jonny has had a lot of practice on Chris...but damn do they have to make these SEX FACES every damn time??? It is driving me insane. If they make these faces at the gigs I'm going to I'll probably have an orgasm right there on the spot:sneaky:

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BTW!

 

I declare those 2 posts are POSTS OF THE WEEK FOR THE PERV UNIT THREAD!

 

Let's call them the ASS post and the SEX FACE post:wink3:

 

 

Well done!

I prob have sex faces from their gig in Brazil, but I need to find where my vids are so I can take the screenshots.

 

And Jonny had his non-sexy-weird mustache phase going on... wasn't THAT hot!!!

BTW!

 

I declare those 2 posts are POSTS OF THE WEEK FOR THE PERV UNIT THREAD!

 

Let's call them the ASS post and the SEX FACE post:wink3:

 

 

Well done!

 

Awww, I feel so special.

I think I should win a prize!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So... what are the odds the prize is getting the Boys to show off they're Grabby parts and practice those Sex faces here in my room?? :wink3:

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Awww, I feel so special.

I think I should win a prize!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So... what are the odds the prize is getting the Boys to show off they're Grabby parts and practice those Sex faces here in my room?? :wink3:

 

Odds are not good...but on the off chance they actually do show up, PM me.:sneaky:

After I exhaust myself, maybe.

If I can still use my hands!! :wink3:

 

:laugh4:

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After I exhaust myself, maybe.

If I can still use my hands!! :wink3:

 

:laugh4:

 

 

RAWR:sneaky:

should I leave the love birds alone??

 

:anxious:

 

 

 

 

Or maybe I'll just stay here quietly looking :curtain:

:wink3::wink3:

oh dear... I feel she will come now in full strength. :wink3::whip:

 

I wish you luck JD. :laugh4:

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oh dear... I feel she will come now in full strength. :wink3::whip:

 

I wish you luck JD. :laugh4:

 

Oh dear...I don't think I should unleash full strength yet:sneaky:

 

boy, that really gets a person wondering as to how pervtacular I really am...

 

 

MUWAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!:wink3:

 

 

 

edit: Oh JD, JD...now I have to go...I'll be all alone...whatever shall I do?

You shall amuse yourself with thought of me, obviously :wink3:

 

I shall miss you,

and think of you,

and touch myself :sneaky:

 

:P

uhhhhm... self touching. :wink3:

 

that's why I enjoy lurking :curtain:

mwahahaha, i'm back from the dead within a day! yes i'm at my father's house on his fast awesome $1000 computer made computer. *sigh* so how's things been? any bow chicka wow wow's lately?

Raaawwwr !! Ass "grabby parts" post and Sex face post :bomb:

definitely posts of the week :wink3::wink3:

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