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The Perv Unit

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I did a few nude ones the other day, I'll post them in a bit.

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So much Coldplay news so early in the morning....gets me all excited:rolleyes:

I reckon the support at Coldplay gigs should always be listed as the "Foreplay"!!:rolleyes:

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yeah, foreplay and agony...waiting for the boys to come:wink3:

yeah, foreplay and agony...waiting for the boys to come:wink3:

 

Well it certainly can be if the support sucks!!;)

isn't the support this year gwyneth's brother's band?

somebody posted an article about it,

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Chris's brother, Al...oh wow...two Martin men...HELLO!

Gooooood evening!

It's super-foggy out... easy to hide in from afar :sneaky: and COLD :wink3:

 

Oh well.

My friends came over today.

And "deleted" all my Coldplay/Chris/Jonny/Guy stuff.

And performed this torture with.. some guy I like :embarrassed:

I was squealing a lot in agony.

And perhaps writhing to get them back :laugh3:

I found them in the recycled bin :dozey:

 

Two Martin men? Hm... :thinking::P

:wideeyed: does that mean that Al Martin's band will be the support in ALL the Coldplay concerts??

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I don't know..but if he is half as sexy as his brother...Coldplay won't have to wonder if they'll sell out every gig:wink3:

Oh JD!!!! I'm waiting for you:sneaky:

 

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:lol:

ooh, sir?....

 

I won't go easily...

 

PURSUADE ME to bend over :sneaky:

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Did I mention I have been out sunbathing?

 

 

And that I'm posting in my bikini?

 

Oh dear, did I say bikini? I just meant the bottoms:sneaky:

:stunned:

 

*Bends Over*

 

seriously add me on msn and send me pictures of that! :sneaky::P

...well.... how can I do that....:sneaky:

 

I'm up for A-NY-THING

 

:wink3:

10:32am, but I have some friends coming over at 12

 

 

 

 

 

 

Welll... :sneaky: I was at a Coldplay concert, bit of a strange stage setup. Chris was on the main stage singing of course, but there were two arms leading off from that main stage. Guy and Jonny were on the left arm and Will and I were on the right. I think my sister suddenly appeared or something next to me, and I told her I was going across to see Guy, because Will and Jonny were playing but Guy was kinda just sitting there. She said okay and moved closer towards Chris (:veryangry2:) so I went over to see Guy.

 

Sooo... we were talking a bit, he started to be annoying just to get a reaction. Erm... you know that thing... where in the Simpsons Movie, Homer sorta snorgles (I'm not sure if that's the right bloody word either :laugh3:) the pig's belly? HE DID THAT TO ME. I was like.... "what.... :stunned:... :confused:... :stunned::confused:???" He just smirked at my reaction D<

 

Then, all of a freakin' sudden as Chris starts singing Shiver, he pulls me in towards me and whispers in my ear "don't say a word" (he meant to anyone else, bit hard considering there was a CROWD BELOW :stunned:). Thennnn he started whispering dirty things in my ear :wideeyed: aaannnnd managed to get my lower clothing off and slid inside me :wink3: oh God, he was moaning in my ear and EVERYTHING :wink3: but then...

 

MY ALARM WOKE ME UP. AJAHUIAT349T78Q08LIEHLIT. WHAT THE HELL. SO UNFAIR!! I reckon he would of had the best one of his life had it went on, BUT THAT STUPID ASS ALARM. UGH. :veryangry2::veryangry2: Took me five seconds to realise I wasn't being granted the awesome priviledge of fucking Guy Berryman, but then I started swearing my ass off. UGH. :veryangry:

 

:stunned: OH WOOW What a dream !! *fans herself*

Attention Pervs!!

 

Youve all been very supportive of me in my quest for 1000, so you all get toppings with your free ice cream! (See thread entitled "*1000*")

 

 

 

Carry on, and enjoy!:lol:

is it me or this sounds a bit pervy ? :rolleyes:

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