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The Perv Unit

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:lol: you win me over every time :P

 

I know ;) :P

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hmm ok :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:

 

how do I always show up at the right times?

 

 

Wow - you really do - hey stranger....are those whippings for me??:rolleyes:

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who else would they be for? :wink3:

 

 

All for me?? I must have been VERY VERY bad....:sneaky:

 

Spankings and whippings and horny boys...oh my!:wink3:

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haha me...embarassed? hhaha thats such a front :laugh3:

 

 

Yeah I didn't think you'd get embarrassed that easy. I've said a lot dirtier things:wink3:

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You don't have to hide...even though all the other boys are;)

 

Hi JD! Hi Jay! Don't you boys want to play, too?:(

Well I just arrived back if thats any consolation, probably not :P

 

Although now I am I'm sure JD will be here soon :sneaky:

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apparently I'm the only one that still cares :sad: hahaha just kidding

 

 

Looks like you'll have me all to yourself, Jon!:wink3:

 

 

And Jizo - what is your real name? I'm having a hard time calling you Jizo in the perv unit thread:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

*plays with sausage*

 

what?

 

I just cooked sausage.

 

yeahhhh, I know what you were all thinking :inquisitive:

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*plays with sausage*

 

what?

 

I just cooked sausage.

 

yeahhhh, I know what you were all thinking :inquisitive:

 

A big, fat, juicy sausage?? Delicious....yummmeh:D

JD settle down! My sausage is still rolling up and down in the pan :rolleyes:

 

Mel - fair enough :laugh3::laugh3:! Its Chris. :)

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JD settle down! My sausage is still rolling up and down in the pan :rolleyes:

 

Mel - fair enough :laugh3::laugh3:! Its Chris. :)

 

 

Sorry Chris...I just saw it in your sig - my bad!

 

OH DEAR...so we've got a Jon and a Chris....RAWR....

 

 

:bomb:

You guys play with your food way too much.

 

Speaking of which, I should probably go check on my sausage and breasts in the oven.

You guys play with your food way too much.

 

Speaking of which, I should probably go check on my sausage and breasts in the oven.

 

 

thanks Saf as always

Oh I suppose we do Mel...you girls can't be puppet masters for any role play :whip:

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I did almost burn my breasts the other day:sneaky:

 

 

But then I remembered to get them out of the oven...had a nice rice pilaf and some wonderful haricot verts...nice glass of wine....yummmm:D

I did almost burn my breasts the other day:sneaky:

 

 

But then I remembered to get them out of the oven...had a nice rice pilaf and some wonderful haricot verts...nice glass of wine....yummmm:D

 

 

what?! you didn't have anyone to put some....oil...on them....to keep them from burning?!

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Oh there was lots of oil and those breasts just kept slipping through my fingers...boy were they hot!:D

You guys play with your food way too much.

 

Speaking of which, I should probably go check on my sausage and breasts in the oven.

 

:lol:

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