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The Perv Unit

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:lol: You two sound well suited :P

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:lol: You two sound well suited :P

 

lol yeah but as far as I'm aware she's taken. :P

 

Plus I'm prolly a bit too young for her tastes!

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lol yeah but as far as I'm aware she's taken. :P

 

Plus I'm prolly a bit too young for her tastes!

 

Yeah my husband probably wouldn't want us going on a date:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

And age is just a number...there are people older than me who love to go out and party...and I did that when I was younger but I'm not into it anymore...but, Jay, you sound like a homebody (like me).....so who knows?:wink3::wink3:

 

On here, we can do whatever or WHOever we like:sneaky:

Oh well thats a shame...for you, not her (I wish you all the luck Mel :P).

 

And too young. I hate that problems sometimes grr.

 

And I am also like you guys often, I'd rather spend a night in usually than tear it up on the town! :lol:

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Alright, let's try and get this perv train back on the tracks...

 

ALL ABOARD!!!!

Ok lets do it, perving continues...

 

'All aboard what? :wink3:

Ok is this gonna be a "train into the tunnel" metahpor dealy or what?

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I was thinking more along the lines of Risky Business...sex on the train....

 

who's coming?:sneaky:

I'm CONSTANTLY coming.... - some people find it a problem when travelling with me.

I was thinking more along the lines of Risky Business...sex on the train....

 

who's coming?:sneaky:

 

So would that train be the Coldplaying Sexpress, by any chance??:rolleyes:

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YES! The Coldplaying Sexpress - brilliant!!!

 

 

 

I'm CONSTANTLY coming.... - some people find it a problem when travelling with me.

 

 

And JD - hey by the way - as long as you're not INSTANTLY coming, its all good;)

I'm CONSTANTLY coming.... - some people find it a problem when travelling with me.

 

LOL!!

 

So, fellow pervs, I think they should do a re-make of Risky Business staring Chris & Gwyn. Any takers??;)

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LOL!!

 

So, fellow pervs, I think they should do a re-make of Risky Business staring Chris & Gwyn. Any takers??;)

 

 

Chris and Gwyn??? I'm gonna pretend like I didn't just read that!!:dozey:

 

How about Chris and Jonny? There. That's better.:D

 

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Dude, I'm sure Guy in a threesome would be much better any day, no offence :P

 

Although we'd have to throw Will in so he doesn't feel left out :wink3:

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how about chris, jonny AND me :wink3:

 

I actually had a dream about this very thing....I was involved..of course:sneaky:

Dude, I'm sure Guy in a threesome would be much better any day, no offence :P

 

Although we'd have to throw Will in so he doesn't feel left out :wink3:

 

I've always like you Jizo, but today, our friendship lays wounded because of you! :P

 

I actually had a dream about this very thing....I was involved..of course:sneaky:

 

Really? 3 on 1? - who was where? :lol:

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I've always like you Jizo, but today, our friendship lays wounded because of you! :P

 

 

 

Really? 3 on 1? - who was where? :lol:

 

I better not say....it was rather....ummmm...graphic....I'm a little embarrassed I said anything actually....oh dear

I've always like you Jizo, but today, our friendship lays wounded because of you! :P

 

:laugh3: I am so sorry, what was I thinking! :( Jeopardizing things like that! Don't let Guy come between us (I feel a sex joke coming along) :\

:laugh3: I am so sorry, what was I thinking! :( Jeopardizing things like that! Don't let Guy come between us (I feel a sex joke coming along) :\

 

:lol: you win me over every time :P

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Go ahead, boys...kiss and make up:wink3:

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