Darn, I don't have one of those around here....so I'll just hang out on this thread then.

 

OK, but you'll need to pass the medical first.:rolleyes:

OK, but you'll need to pass the medical first.:rolleyes:

 

That won't be a problem.

lol dude until we get pics of your muscles, you're all talk.

 

And to join the perv unit, all you gotta do is like Coldplay and the other perv unit members... in platonic as well as physical ways!

Then I'm in, too :D

welcome Jbella :dance:

 

 

now.... feel free to tell us if you've had any spicy coldplay dreams :sneaky:

*sigh*

And so it begins...as the perv unit grows...world domination beckons!

 

*Evil laugh followed by evil monologue*

 

But who're the good guys? :thinking:

 

And Jay, sometimes being all talk ain't a bad thing...specially when its backed up by the truth :P

YOU'RE BACKKKK! :D

 

where the HELL have you been! :P

:sneaky: we think alike my perverted world domination friend. :evil: we shall unite. this is the perv unit. hm.... i think this calls for a banner.

 

And so it begins...as the perv unit grows...world domination beckons!

 

*Evil laugh followed by evil monologue*

 

But who're the good guys? :thinking:

 

And Jay, sometimes being all talk ain't a bad thing...specially when its backed up by the truth :P

new delicious Chris and Jonny pics...

 

 

excellent...

 

muwahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhah!

:curtain:

I see many pervs are on... so, how are you all?? :wink3:

Oh dear you guys are hysterical.

 

 

I had a retarded dream.

I think we were all hanging out at a sort of Unit Hangout :cool:

And I got this phone call

and then started asking desperately where Mel was

 

Me: WHERE'S MEL WHERE'S MEL!!

Indya: I dunno

JD: Over there

 

So here's Mel walking towards us all and I rush up to her

 

E: MEL MEL MEL MEL!!!

M: Hi :thinking:

E: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

M: wha...?

E: THALIA WAS IN BED WITH JONNY!!!!!

M: ...:stunned: .......... are you sure?

E: YES

M: :stunned:

E: :stunned:

 

 

...:laugh3: this thread really melts your brain sometimes

Oh dear you guys are hysterical.

 

 

I had a retarded dream.

I think we were all hanging out at a sort of Unit Hangout :cool:

And I got this phone call

and then started asking desperately where Mel was

 

Me: WHERE'S MEL WHERE'S MEL!!

Indya: I dunno

JD: Over there

 

So here's Mel walking towards us all and I rush up to her

 

E: MEL MEL MEL MEL!!!

M: Hi :thinking:

E: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

M: wha...?

E: THALIA WAS IN BED WITH JONNY!!!!!

M: ...:stunned: .......... are you sure?

E: YES

M: :stunned:

E: :stunned:

 

 

...:laugh3: this thread really melts your brain sometimes

 

Lmao! niceeeeee:wiseguy: :dozey::whip: what did i look like in your dream?

Lmao! niceeeeee:wiseguy: :dozey::whip: what did i look like in your dream?

 

You looked like you, you know, similar to the photos :thinking:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/group.php?groupid=5

 

I made it invite only because otherwise people would splotter crap all over it

smoooth.

 

i can't believe how obvious it was. make a perv unit group. lol.

I thought of it and immediantly went "well DUH!"

 

:laugh3:

 

So yes I've chucked out a heap of invites for the Pervs :)

Niceeee! this is gonna rock. so now we have a thread and a group. :dance: we can post anything pervy. and see.... people purposly go there so it's like, if they don't want to see anything... perved, then why'd you come?

"Well it said 'PERV UNIT' so why'd you come in?? :sneaky::dozey:"

Exactly. don't come in if you don't want to see anything...

 

 

obscene. :sneaky:

w

 

Well, I agree with Jay, the last two pages have been...revealing.

 

Y'see, here's the problem with JD and his penilgraphs (btw props for name dude!): he ain't no Man of Steel. I am. My commander-in-chief doesn't get tired at all. Hard as steel. :smug:

 

 

 

Hmph! Well some of us like to play with it when it's floppy! But then it's not floppy any more.

 

 

Oh dear you guys are hysterical.

 

 

I had a retarded dream.

I think we were all hanging out at a sort of Unit Hangout :cool:

And I got this phone call

and then started asking desperately where Mel was

 

Me: WHERE'S MEL WHERE'S MEL!!

Indya: I dunno

JD: Over there

 

So here's Mel walking towards us all and I rush up to her

 

E: MEL MEL MEL MEL!!!

M: Hi :thinking:

E: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

M: wha...?

E: THALIA WAS IN BED WITH JONNY!!!!!

M: ...:stunned: .......... are you sure?

E: YES

M: :stunned:

E: :stunned:

 

 

...:laugh3: this thread really melts your brain sometimes

 

 

 

 

 

Lucky Thalia! Are you sure I wasn't in there too? Like under Jonny somewhere?:sneaky:

 

 

 

.

It was definitely just Thalia and Jonny, the lucky thing

 

Am I to be punished for liking the TOTP performance of Daylight back in 02 too much, btw? It's like, mulitiple-orgasmic-Chris all over it :wideeyed:

 

...sorry for derailing :disappointed: but it is pervy! |D

Oh dear you guys are hysterical.

 

 

I had a retarded dream.

I think we were all hanging out at a sort of Unit Hangout :cool:

And I got this phone call

and then started asking desperately where Mel was

 

Me: WHERE'S MEL WHERE'S MEL!!

Indya: I dunno

JD: Over there

 

So here's Mel walking towards us all and I rush up to her

 

E: MEL MEL MEL MEL!!!

M: Hi :thinking:

E: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

M: wha...?

E: THALIA WAS IN BED WITH JONNY!!!!!

M: ...:stunned: .......... are you sure?

E: YES

M: :stunned:

E: :stunned:

 

 

...:laugh3: this thread really melts your brain sometimes

 

 

ROFL!!! That is brilliant! Damn Thalia! I KNEW she'd been shagging Jonny this whole time:veryangry2:

 

:laugh3: