Today i saw a picture of a guitar on a danish news site.. The tekst said: "Famous guitarist died"

 

My first thought was "Oh my freaking god!..NO! JONNY!" Then i realised that they ware taking about a danish guitarist.. :smug:

I Somehow manage to slip a Coldplay lyric or Quote into every conversation :P

I Somehow manage to slip a Coldplay lyric or Quote into every conversation :P

 

We can't do that in Holland, because they are not singing in Dutch.

 

Only this two little songs are in Dutch

 

Ik ben een ezel. (I'm a Donkey)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_KEywyqruE]YouTube - Coldplay - Ik Ben Een Ezel (live & acoustic)[/ame]

 

Mooie ellebogen (Nice Elbows)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8hS4AxlBzg&feature]YouTube - Coldplay - Mooie Ellebogen (live & acoustic)[/ame]

- Everytime anyone says, 'I'm cold,' you have the urge to say '...play,' after them.

- You're baffled as to how anyone can not like Coldplay, but still manage to sit through death metal/hardcore/screamo.

- You're on Coldplaying.

- You have at least two posts on this thread.

- Anything LP5-related is a godsend.

- You've converted a friend to Coldplay, and they're now a bigger fan than you are (looking at you, ReecyBoy42...)

- You wasted 5 minutes during a maths test doing 'Coldplay maths'.

- Everytime anyone says, 'I'm cold,' you have the urge to say '...play,' after them.

- You're baffled as to how anyone can not like Coldplay, but still manage to sit through death metal/hardcore/screamo.

- You're on Coldplaying.

- You have at least two posts on this thread.

- Anything LP5-related is a godsend.

- You've converted a friend to Coldplay, and they're now a bigger fan than you are (looking at you, ReecyBoy42...)

- You wasted 5 minutes during a maths test doing 'Coldplay maths'.

 

ok you gotta tell me about this "coldplay maths" stuff:laugh3:

 

you know ur addicted to coldplay when...

 

you tell a funny coldplay story and you only seem to find it funny and so u say "*sigh* the people from coldplaying would have laughed":P

We can't do that in Holland, because they are not singing in Dutch.

 

Only this two little songs are in Dutch

 

Ik ben een ezel. (I'm a Donkey)

 

Mooie ellebogen (Nice Elbows)

 

I love the way he speaks Dutch :lol: it's so funny :lol: especially how he says 'Ezel'

- Everytime anyone says, 'I'm cold,' you have the urge to say '...play,' after them.

- You're baffled as to how anyone can not like Coldplay, but still manage to sit through death metal/hardcore/screamo.

- You're on Coldplaying.

- You have at least two posts on this thread.

- Anything LP5-related is a godsend.

- You've converted a friend to Coldplay, and they're now a bigger fan than you are (looking at you, ReecyBoy42...)

- You wasted 5 minutes during a maths test doing 'Coldplay maths'.

 

I see you HandyAndy1.36 :rolleyes:

 

Seriously though Andy, you got some great ones here!

 

And the Coldplay maths, anacaren08, is such stuff as:

 

42 x 1.36 = 57.12

5 + 7 + 1 + 2 = 15

1 + 5 = 6

 

42 + 1.36 = 43.36

4 + 3 + 3 + 6 = 16

1 + 6 = 7

 

6 x 7 = FORTY-TWO!

 

I still think he's a genius for figuring this one out XD

You know you're addicted to Coldplay when... you know you are addictes to Coldplaying.com

When everyone you know thinks of you when they hear a coldplay song. Teachers, friends etc.

When you clicked on this thread...

.... You are Discussing how you know when you're addicted to Coldplay on a thread titled

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO COLDPLAY WHEN...

With other people who are addicted to coldplay on a COLDPLAY Fan site :dunce:

when your music list has 345 songs, being 330 coldplay ones...

a teacher says a Coldplay lyric unknowingly and then the Virtual Coldplay CD Collection in your head turns itself On and blocks out any useful things the teacher might be saying :P

I see you HandyAndy1.36 :rolleyes:

 

Seriously though Andy, you got some great ones here!

 

And the Coldplay maths, anacaren08, is such stuff as:

 

42 x 1.36 = 57.12

5 + 7 + 1 + 2 = 15

1 + 5 = 6

 

42 + 1.36 = 43.36

4 + 3 + 3 + 6 = 16

1 + 6 = 7

 

6 x 7 = FORTY-TWO!

 

I still think he's a genius for figuring this one out XD

 

haha okay i see now:thinking:

a teacher says a Coldplay lyric unknowingly and then the Virtual Coldplay CD Collection in your head turns itself On and blocks out any useful things the teacher might be saying :P

 

 

 

Ohh :awesome: happends to often ^^

 

I just translate the danish to English in my head! :awesome:

 

 

When you smile when you read "You know you are addicted to Coldplay when" cause most of them fits you ^^ :3

Probably why my grades are suffering :lol:

Since Coldplaying my grades in English are getting awesome! :awesome: O_o

'are getting' i think :lol:

When you're doing some coursework and it starts talking about coordinates and x and y axes and suddenly you just can't concentrate... :uhoh:

'are getting' i think :lol:

 

 

 

:P

I saw one of my best friend the other day and she was showing me her new phone. Suddenly, she asked me to call her... I was like why? :thinking: she grinned and said 'you'll see...' So I called and when her phone ringed, it played VLV :lol: She looked at me and said 'I couldn't think of any other song for you!'... So no, I'm not catalogued as a CP fan..at all!! :lol:

When your friends get posed the question, "Who is Lydia obsessed with?" And they always answer, "Coldplay". :wacky:

When you hear something a band, get excited, and scream "COLDPLAY!" out of habit. How I got Coldplay confused with The Killers is beyond me.

when you compare all bands to coldplay, and the ultimate answer is:

nobody comes near :D

When you rate eyes on a scale of "1 to Chris Martin"